Annoyance... or not?

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Turtle: IM SICK OF YOUR SENANIGINS! I HATE YOU KINKAJOU!!! YOU ARE THE WORST DRAGON TO EVER COME TO MY LIFE. UGH IM CALLING OFF THE ENGAGEMENT. BYE FOREVER!

Kinkajou: ... ALL I DID WAS EAT THE LAST ICE CUBE! Why are you so mad at me?

Kinkajou: *checks phone* ohhh I see how it is.

Kinkajou: TURTLE, IM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU AND YOUR SERIOUSNESS! IMA DATE QIBLI

Turtle: Fine! IMA DATE MOON

Kinkajou: Fine!

Turtle: Fine!

Kinkajou and turtle: FINE!!

Kinkajou: *takes Qibli to the movies*

Turtle: *takes moon to the movies*

Kinkajou and Qibli: *kiss*

Turtle and moon: *kiss*

Turtle and Qibli: will you marry me?

Kinkajou and moon: yes

             * A day later*

Kinkajou: YAWN hi guys! Where's turtle?

Moon: I think he went outside.

Kinkajou: Ok. And people, we really fooled those readers! I'm so glad we didnt tell them yesterday was Opposite Day.

Turtle: *pops in* Yeah! And that we didn't actually kiss. I don't wanna kiss anyone but kink.

Moon: GUYS! LEAVE THE FOURTH WALL ALONE

Kinkajou: ...

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