Just a little turtlejou for ya

Brainpalooza

One night

Coconut: GENIUS THOUGHT COCONUT!

Coconuts rag doll: you talkin to yourself? I CAME UP WITH IT BITCH

Coconut: if your my rag doll you call me master.

Coconuts rag doll: I CAME UP WITH IT, BITCH MASTER

Coconut: ugh ima just do it *puts rag doll in trash*

Coconuts rag doll: NOOOO DONT PUT ME IN THE DARK IM SCARED OF THE DARK ANND CLAUSTROPHOBIC 

Coconut: ugh. Cya in hell.

Coconuts rag doll: you just called yourself evil.

Coconut: ikr. Totally sexy. Kinkajou will love it. Mostly because I'm gonna be turtle.

Coconut: *in kinkajou and turtles house* abracadabra make us switch! Throw the other in a ditch!

Turtle: *gets thrown in a ditch*

Coconut: ok. My brain is in turtles body, his is in mine. Done. And hes too stupid to get out of the ditch. Actually, i better chain him.

Turtle: what? Why am i outside? Why am i a rainwing?

Coconut: recognize your voice?

Turtle: you! Your me!

Turtle: wait this is... COCONUTS VOICE! ARE YOU COCONUT?!

Coconut: yes, i am.

Turtle: you monster. Just to get someone who will never like you?

Coconut: she wont like me, shell like you. So i swapped brains with you. Now i am beast in beauty, and you are beauty in beast. No one will ever see the difference. Not kinkajou. Not moon. And after some time, not. Even. You.

Turtle: ill never forget who i am, coconut. Kinkajou wont either. One wrong move, your exposed. 

Coconut: ill just have to watch my step then. See you later, tortoise.

Turtle: gotta figure out a way to expose him.

Coconut: *goes where turtle was*

Morning comes

Kinkajou: *yawn* morning, turtle.

Coconut: morning.

Kinkajou: you sound a bit different. Are you sick?

Coconut:  *makes his voice like turtles* do i? It must have been something in my throat.

Kinkajou: now its better. Must have been. *pecks turtle*

Toucan: I SAW THAT!!!

Kinkajou: what?

Toucan: sigh, dont act dumb.

Kinkajou: ..............i thought you shipped turtlejou

Toucan: i do

Kinkajou: so why are you surprised

Toucan: idk reflex.

Kinkajou: you are definitely my daughter.

Coconut: now lets eat.no fruit please.

Kinkajou: why not?

Coconut: coconut has been getting persistent, what if he put a potion in your fruit?

Kinkajou: OMG YOUR RIGHT WE NEED TO STOP COCONUT! FOR FRUIT!!!!!

Turtle: *comes to door* hello? *changes his scales to turtle looking scales* its me, turtle!