Ok, I admit. That wasn't REALLY a cliffhanger, I didn't intend it to be, but like, it needed to end! It was in the thousands!
Qibli: YAAAAAAAAH *Chokes winter*
Winter: *falls down*
Qibli: let's torture him quick. Hurry, turtle! Put him in an unbreakable glass box!
Turtle: bibbity bobbity boo!
Winter: *is in glass box*
Turtle: I've been doing a lot of magic lately. Good think I made my soul not able to turn evil.
Kinkajou: *thinks of evil turtle* *shivers* yeah.
Winter: *wakes up* QIBLI LEMME OUTTA HERE!!
Qibli: nope! We gotta torture you! Moon, kiss me.
Moon: sure! *kisses Qibli for a minute straight*
Winter: b-b-b-b-but. MOOOOOOOOOOOOON?? WHY WOULD YOU CHOOCE HIM OVER ME?? Why didn't umbli become a thing? Or Lynxbli? Or turtlebli? Or kinkabli?
Turtle: you break my ship.
Kinkajou: you die.
Qibli: *opens small hatch* time to die, winter. *tries to stab winter*
Winter: *grabs tail and pulls*
Moon: NO!
Winter: *closes talons around qibli's neck*
Moon: *growls* OH NO YOU DONT YOU BITCH!! *breaks the unbreakable glass and breaks winters neck* WHO NEXT? QIBLI? OK!! *choking Qibli*
Qibli: calm... down, moon!
Moon: *calms down* sorry I let my rage control me.
Qibli: it's good. We SHOULD worry about Lynx though.
Lynx: *randomly comes* so... am I invited to the funeral?
Moon: um, you aren't mad?
Lynx: no. I was cheating on him anyway.
Moon: with who?
Lynx: hailstorm.
Winters ghost: so this is what he'll feels like? Great. The whole teams here. Where's morrowseer though?
Blister: he helped out Qibli not drown, so he was allowed to go to heaven. I miss him so much.
Morrowseer: I miss blister so much.
Kinkajou: BORROWSEER!!!
In case you didn't know, that was the other secret ship.
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