Just a little turtlejou for ya

Another test.

🚨 WARNING ⚠️ A LOTTA VIOLENCE AHEAD! 🚨 END OF WARNING ⚠️ 

Deathbringer: I got another test. RIPTIDE! Ready?

Riptide: yes sir! *salutes deathbringer*

Deathbringer: good. Now make the duplicates. 

Riptide: *makes 4 duplicates of himself* yes sir *salutes him*

Deathbringer: now I really hope that turtles no chicken.

Soon after...

Copy of riptide: you are turtlejou?

Kinkajou: uhhhh YEAH! We even have a child. Her name is toucan. Wanna see her?

Turtle: she's adorable.

Copy of riptide: I don't like turtlejou. *tries to kill kinkajou*

Turtle: WHAT SHOULD I DO WHAT SHOULD I DO I KNOW *enchants kinkajou and himself to never die in his mind so the copy of riptide doesn't suspect anything* DRINK LEMONADE! *drinks lemonade* hey riptide, lemme know when it's my turn.

Kinkajou: thanks for the back rub riptide.

Turtle: hey kinkajou when your done and it's my turn I got lemonade for you

Kinkajou: thanks!

Copy of riptide: *is confused*

Kinkajou and turtle:  *takes advantage of his confusion and kills the copy*

Kinkajou: nothing like some lemonade after killing someone.

Turtle: youuuuuuu said it.

Deathbringer: interesting. Ok now onto Moonbli.

Same thing happens.

Moon: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *tramples copy of riptide*

Qibli: *stabs him with his tail*

Deathbringer: uhhhhhhh effective? Maybe? Now cleril. This'll be fast

Clay: *eating beef*

Copy of riptide: *sneaking behind*

Peril: CLAY WATCH OUT

Clay: DEFENSE PRECEDURE 71! *trips riptides copy with his tail*

Peril: *burns riptides copy*

Deathbringer: knew it would be fast. Now for my favorite ship ever. Glorybringer.

Copy of riptide: I HATE GLORYBRINGER!

Glory: What. Did. You. Just. SAY?!?! YOURE GONNA DIE RIGHT NOW! *sprays venom on riptides copy*

Riptides copy: *it doesn't affect him*

Glory: *bites and claws*

Glory: *trying to spray venom again*

Deathbringer: MAYBE MY DISKS CAN HELP!

Glory: OK! *accidentally sprays deathbringer wing*

Deathbringer: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh GO GLORY! GET... THE... VILLAIN... *faints*

Glory: *kills the villain with discs*

Glory: *puts deathbringer in couch*

Minutes later 

Glory: you ok?

Deathbringer: yeah.

Kinkajou: how are you already awake?? AND HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY SCARS AT ALL?!?

Deathbringer: well it's happened before. I've learned to deal with it. It's part of my gym session.

Kinkajou: *sighs* I should've known.

Glory: you really should've. THATS AN ORDER FROM YOUR QUEEN.

Kinkajou: ah shut up.

Glory: she just can't listen to order.

Toucan: MOMMIE I NEED YOU!

Kinkajou: *runs*

Glory: guess she does listen to order? Eh.

Deathbringer: well I have to go somewhere.

Glory: see ya in 5 minutes.

Deathbringer: yep

Deathbringer: so that was a fail right riptide.

Riptide: yes. It really was sir.

Deathbringer: anyway guess you really helped. Here's your part of the deal.

Riptide: wow! Thanks deathbringer. I really owe you one.

Deathbringer: yes. You really do.

Remember how tsunami insulted peril in front of clay so clay killed her? She was never brought back.

Tsunami: grrrrr ILL GET THAT CLAY! AND HIS LITTLE SKYWING TOO!

Riptide: *kisses tsunami*

Tsunami: oh boy I've waited since we met to do this. *kisses him back*

Clay: aw that's nice.

Peril: I swear if she ever comes within 5 feet of you-

Clay: I'm fine peril.

Tsunami: *cuts off the end of clays tail* that's what you get for killing me, if not more. *goes back to kissing riptide*

Clay: *grows tail back*

Clay: I AM MAGICA-

We interrupt this for a commercial. IT SLICES IT DICES IT MAULS IT CUTS IT SLEEPS IT DRIVES IT OPENS IT BLOWS UP IT DIES IT DIES AGAIN IT KILLS PEOPLE IT KILLS YOU ITS THE MAGNITHINGY!

Everyone: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Clay: L

Peril: ruined.