Do it. NOW
Me: step right up, one and all, single file, and look at the worst invention in the world!!!
Kinkajou: *applause* what I give a positive review no matter what.
Me: turtles cheating on you.
Kinkajou: RAWR
Me: *laughs* guess you don't.
Kinkajou: 🙄
Me: anyway..... ACTIVATE!!! *turns machine on*
Everyone but me: *is sucked into a different universe*
Turtle: what happened?
Kinkajou: I don't know...
Me: ok so lemme explain. We entered a world where everything is opposite. So you guys go explore and meet back here in 3 hours.
Kinkajou: k. Ima find me.
Everyone: same
Me: are they all finding different kinkajou or their own selves?
Moon: *runs back* our own selves.
Me: k. NOW THE POV OF KINKAJOU
Kinkajou: hey other me.
Kinkajou (other): UGH! Who's the jerk face interrupting our date?
Kinkajou: ow.
Coconut (other) : I don't know, but leave her alone. She's probably nice. *talks to kinkajou* don't worry we mean no harm.
Kinkajou (other) : I do. *cracks knuckle* now get out of my face, before I pound yours.
Kinkajou: that hurts but fine.
Kinkajou (other): let the door hit you where Mother Nature split you!
Kinkajou: *mutter* how about you let the door hit you.
Kinkajou (other): what did you just say?
Kinkajou: I said how about you let the door hit you?
Kinkajou (other): ohhhhhhh your gonna wish you've never been born.
Kinkajou: am I though? *dodges all attacks* *punches kinkajou (other) into oblivion*
Kinkajou: well another job well done.
Coconut (other): would you like to have a seat, m'lady? I see you are an excellent fighter.
Kinkajou: ah shut up.
Me: well.... did NOT expect that. Ok turtle time.
Turtle: hi! What are you doing, me?
Turtle (other): just trying to beat the Enderdragon in Minecraft. AAHHH! He shot a purple ball! Ack!
Turtle: *takes over computer* *dodges dragon* why do you have these beds?
Turtle (other) gonna kill him blowing the beds up beneath him, but I can't get close enough...
Turtle: *kills enderdragon*
Turtle: and now.... BOOM! I bombed you to the end city.
Turtle (other): .... THANKS!
Turtle: no prob.
Me: well... what a way to make friends. Now moon. Btw we are only doing moon, Qibli, turtle, and kink because otherwise 500000 WORDS YO
Moon: hey!
Moon (other): hey! Wazzup?
Moon: nothin. You?
Moon (other): nothing, just on a date. With the best guy in the world,
Moon and moon(other) at the same time: crescent.
Moon (other): you know him?
Moon: yeah. Of course your dating him. We came from a different universe, where everything is opposite of this, and in ours, we hate crescent..... so yeah of course your dating him.
Moon (other): alternate.... universe... I NEED TO READ ALL THE SCROLLS ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW SORRY CRESCENT LOVE YOU BUT GOTTA GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Moon: SAME GOTTA GOOOOOOOO BYE NICE CRESCENT
Crescent (other): THERES another me, but not nice? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Me: welp there goes the fourth wall. Qibli time.
Qibli: soooooo wazzup me? Wow that sounded strange.
Qibli (other): IS THAT ANOTHER ME HELP!!! MOMMY, RATTLE, HELPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Cobra: yes, my angel?
Qibli (other): ANOTHER MEEEEEEEEE!
Qibli: hey hey hey hey hey. I mean no harm, I'm just exploring the streets and saw you. You know, you are looking very handsome.
Me: did he say that himself is handsome?
Qibli (other): thanks. You too. Fall back, mommy. You too rattle.
Qibli: soo where's siccoro? Did I spell that right?
Qibli (other): he died a year ago.
Qibli: oh... I'm so sorry... I feel your pain, he was my brother too.
Qibli (other): wait what
Me: I BETTER STOP THIS BEFORE THE 4TH WALL CANT GET FIXED EVEN BY ALL THE KINGS HORSES AND ALL THE KINGS MEN! *teleports them back to real universe*
Kinkajou: back to normal.
Moon: awwwwwwwwwwww I was reading an epic scroll.
Qibli: well I was arguing with me.
Turtle: I helped me win Minecraft.
Qibli: NO FAIR THATS MY HOBBY!
Turtle: it's also other me's hobby.
Qibli: sigh. WELP IM GOING BACK TO BY BIRTHPLACE, THE NETHER!
Turtle: ...
Qibli: remember my song? I'm witty, I clever, I am from the nether.
Moon: I'm beauty, I'm grace, I'll punch you in the face.
Turtle: I'm a write not a-
Me: yeah we aren't doing any more of that. Cya
Turtle: ...
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