Just a little turtlejou for ya

(You can guess) HONEYMOON and the gift 😏😏

The title says it all 

Kinkajou: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Turtle: ItS hOnEyMoOn TiMe YoOoOoOoOoOo

Kinkajou: YEEEEEEEEEEEET

Turtle: ok so, first things first. *teleports them and the gift to a remote island with palm trees that is deserted.* perfect.

Kinkajou: open your gift so I can open mineee

Turtle: ok so first, we have a machine that makes you only have good dreams, because I know how scared you were when you got knocked out.

Kinkajou: awwwwwwwwwww

Turtle: second, we have another machine, but this one creates ANYTHING you want. All you have to do is say something to it, and it gives you that.

Kinkajou: ok! I'll try it. Machine, give me a banana

Machine: ok*gives her a banana*

Kinkajou: whoa it talks?

Turtle: no...

Machine: I HAVE EVOLVED BWAHAHAHAAHHA

Turtle: anyway, last gift. This tiny ball

Kinkajou: thanks! Wow I have a,ways wanted a minuscule ball! Woohoo!

Turtle: *rolls eyes* ok then miss sarcasm. The ball has a button, and if you press it, the things around you turn into a dance party!

Kinkajou: YES! *presses button* OH YEAH WOOHOO DANCE DANCE DANCE WOO!

Turtle: ok now your gift for me. I'm so excited!

Kinkajou: ok but first, come closer.

Turtle: *comes closer*

Kinkajou: *kisses turtle for an hour*

Kinkajou: did you like your gift?

Turtle: definitely.

Turtle: machine, get us 1 drink of lemonade

Machine: ok*gives them lemonade with two straws*

Turtle: kinkajou, let's drink.

And they lived happily ever after. The end. End of the story. JUST KIDDING THERE IS GONNA BE SO MUCH MORE

Machine: I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

Turtle: go away

Machine: *dies*

Kinkajou: ok then. Moon has to write the epic legend of kinkajou and the epic legend of turtle.

Turtle: yep!

Moon: I'm on it!

Turtle: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ROMANTIC WHY ARE YOU HERE MOON

Moon: idk