Just a little turtlejou for ya

If turtle was a cheater

Turtle: hey!

Kinkajou: hey! We still on for dinner?

Turtle: oh, something popped up.

Kinkajou: oh. Ok.

A few mins later

Turtle: oh hi! We still on for dinner?

Random girl: yes! But i have a question do you have a girlfriend?

Turtle: nope

Random girl: *takes off costume*

Turtle: kinkajou?!

Kinkajou: your right. You don have a girlfriend

Me: BOOM! 

Sorry it was so short I just came up with it