It's called Minecraft... because that's the name. Deal with it.
Kinkajou: why is that thing above us Minecraft...
Turtle: idk
Moon: cant you just NOT a break the 4th wall? He's my friend
Kinkajou: last time you had a friend only you could talk to, he was the most evil dragon to live.
Moon:
Moon: fair point
Kinkajou: well, the thing above us is making me wanna play Among us.
Turtle: why
Kinkajou: above us. Among us.
Turtle: 🤦♂️
Kinkajou: oof fine I won't play among us. Let's play Minecraft!
Turtle: ok!
Kinkajou: *kills cows* sorry cows, but I need lethear armor! *winces*
Cows: WE SHALL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
Kinkajou: *kills cows* that takes care of that!
Turtle: *gets an iron pickaxe*
Turtle: *digs to y coordinate 12*
Turtle: *comes up with 2 stacks of diamonds*
Turtle: *gives 1 stack of diamond to Kinkajou*
Kinkajou: THANKS NOW I LOOK FASHIONABLE!
Turtle and kinkajou: *goes to the end world*
Kinkajou: LETS SHOVE A PINEAPPLE UP THAT DRAGONS FACE!!!
Turtle: *gets a pineapple* GO US *throws it at the enderdragon*
Enderdragon: *loses half hearts*
Kinkajou: EAT PINEAPPLE MEANIE *throws it at the enderdragon*
Enderdragon: *dies*
Turtle: WE WON WHOOP WHOOP
Moon: *still at start* HOW DO YOU KILL THAT ****ING SQUID
Kinkajou: throw a pineapple at it
Moon: *throws pineapple at it*
Squid: *eats it* thanks moon! Let's be friends
Moon:
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Just a little turtlejou for ya
FanfictionI'm just gonna write some turtlejou. Please read and comment.
