Changing history is dangerous. Always eat marshmallows.
Me: IM CHANGING HISTORY SO CRESCENT AND COCONUT ARENT BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kinkajou: why?
Me: if i tell you it'll spoil the whole part so just SHUSH
Kinkajou: k
AND THE PART STARTS
Me: hey crescent. Hey coconut. How about you kiss moon and kinkajou?
Kinkajou: ... do you want to get killed?
Me: slide away at the last second
Kinkajou: ok. *tells moon*
Moon: ok.
Crescent: ive waited for this moment for a long time.
Moon: me too.
Coconut and kinkajou: same.
Coconut and crescent: *run at them*
Kinkajou and moon: *run outta the way*
Crescent:*accidentally kisses coconut*
Coconut: EWWWWWWWWWWWW
Crescent: coconut... YOU HAVE MADE ME GAY AMD I LOVE YOU NOW KISS ME RIGHT NOW PLEASE KISS ME AND MARRY ME AND WE'LL BE HAPPY FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Coconut: ... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GROSS DIE BEAST DIE *slams chair into crescent* we will meet again, my sweet. *kisses kinkajou*
Kinkajou: ............... *dies*
Coconut: *doesnt see*
Kinkajou: *refuses to respawn*
Turtle: *walks in* hey wazzup
Kinkajou: *respawns*
Turtle: WHO KILLED KINKAJOU WHY DID SHE NEED TO REPSAWN WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON WHOEVER KILLED HER-
Me: coconut kissed her.
Kinkajou: it still haunts me even after i killed myself.
Turtle: WHAT THE FUCK IM GONNA KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: you wont be able to crescent is in love with him.
Turtle: seriously?
Me: yep
Turtle: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OF ALL PEOPLE COCONUT I THOUGHT HE LOVED MOON
Crescent: coconut is my savior and hes awesome and i love him and your gonna die.
Turtle: nope. *kicks crescent into orbit*
Coconut: thank you. Now. Where were we before? *kisses kinkajou*
Kinkajou: *freezes in place*
Coconut: *keeps kissing kinkajou*
Kinkajou: help...... me..... please.......
Coconut: *is still kissing kinkajou*
Turtle: *is so mad words cant describe it*
Coconut: aahhh she loves it. Guess I'm her boyfriend and you aren't, so why dont you leave, seawing. Crawl back to the ocean where you belong. She's too good for you.
Turtle: shes too goos for you. She's never giving in to you. You'll never win. So how about you leave, before i kill you. And i swear i will.
Me: *turns off respawn*
Coconut: whoa, your getting too serious! We're just having some fun, right sweetie?
Kinkajou: let. Go. Of. Me. Don't call me sweetie never kiss me again leave forever. NOW
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