Just a little turtlejou for ya

Is it true?

Clay: PERRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL WTF

Peril: what? Why did you cuss me?

Clay: YOU ATE ALL MY COWS!!!!

Peril: oh yeah... sorry. I was gonna go shopping for more but then I remembered my scales. Also the enchantment only works for when I'm in the rainforest, not for a shopping mall.

Clay: fine, I'm good with it. Just don't tell me you ate my chicken wings or you are OUTTA THE HOUSE!!!!

Clay: *sees chicken wings* COME TO PAPA!!! *hugs and kisses the food* DONT JUDGE ME I HAVENT EATEN IN AN HOUR!

Peril: ........ I'm gonna go shopping for cows...

Peril: *kills a buncha cows* that should last him for a week.

Clay: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Peril: what? These are REAL COWS!!!

Clay: *tastes them* ok.

Peril: clay, let's go.

Clay: NOO MY FOOD

Peril: we need to go somewhere. *takes him to a relationship therapist* doctor, we are married. He loves food more than me, fix him.

Clay: *sobbing* why did you make me leave my foodie woodies???

Peril: see?

Doctor: this is very serious. I'm gonna have to operate. *cuts open head* take the brain out, guys!

Other doctors: k! *removes most of his brain*

Doctor: put it back.

Other doctors: *puts it back*

Peril: b-b-b-b-but why???

Doctor: we needed to remove his love for food. Now he's normal.

Peril: oh well then ok! Cool.

Clay: peril! When's lunch? I didn't eat breakfast.

Peril: yes you did. You had 7 cows.

Clay: WHAT? Oh man why don't I have a stomachache then?

Peril: thanks doc *hands him 20 bucks*

Doctor: um the pay is 100000000000000000000000 dollars for a brain surgery.

Peril: NOPE *flies away* *flies back* *gets clay and flies away*

Clay: hey peril?

Peril: yeah?

Clay: I GOT THE PERFECT AFTERNOON!!!

Peril: k?

Clay: we pig out! Jk I'm pretending to be Reed. My brother... you know. Anyway the real plan is....... watching disney movies till dawn.

Peril: YES also I got a perfect dinner! POPCORN FOR THE MOVIES!

Clay: extra butter!

Dawn: IM HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET UP LAZYBUMS!!!

Peril: SHUT UP DAWN!!! Well clay we watched incredible s 1 and 2, frozen 1 and 2, lion king, monsters inc., and the other one... what was it?

Clay: the jungle book?

Peril: yeah.

Clay: ok well we better shop for more popcorn.

Peril: I got a better idea. Shoopwing.

Clay: what's shoopwing?

Peril: you send a robot to do your shopping. Then you do this. *kisses clay*

Clay: ......... SHOOPWING4LIFE!!!! *sends robot*

Peril: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. First, let's do this. *puts up sign that says DO NOT ENTER. PRIVACY PLEASE.*

Pril: now no one will disturb us.

Clay: yes! *kisses peril*

*4 hours later*

Robot: ughhhhh I've been telling them I'm done for 3 hours. THEY WONT STOP KISSING!!!

Robot: ima cast a spell. Flower, gleam and glow. Let your power sh- wait I forgot. That's tangled. Whoops. Ok. Rose, die for me. Make your spirit be free. Make your petals wilt. And then kill everyone. Kill everyone.

Robot: NOICE!!!!!!!!!

Robot: WINS

Peril: DAMMIT!

Clay: WHY ROBOT??? WHY?

Peril: I'm never gonna start that thing whatever the game called it. Shoopwing?

Clay: I think so.

Me: they were playing a video game. For those of you who didn't know. I know I didn't.

Clay: your so dumb.

Me: your more dumb.

Clay: DUMB

Me: MORE DUMB

 Clay say the ultimate cuss word and you aren't dumb.

Me: my mom said if I can't say anything nice don't say anything at all. WELL SHES NOT HERE! BITCH!

Clay: *gasp* PERIL HE SAID IT.

Peril: ok. You told him to. What should I do.

Clay: How should I know?

Perl: your weird.

Clay: I know.

Idk what that end even was.