Just a little turtlejou for ya

Never have I ever... or HAVE I ever?

You can guess.

Toucan: hey mommy! I have a game to play for game night! Never have I ever!

Kinkajou: ok.

Game night: hello everyone don't get too excited last time we did this scarlet tried to kill us so please enter in an orderly fashion.

Kinkajou: shut up. We don't talk about the past.

Moon: RIGHT ON

Game night: *groans* just go.

Everyone: *runs into game night* NEVER HAVE I EVER TIME! 

Turtle: I have one that'll make each other mad at each other. Bwahahahahaha. Never have I ever had another girlfriend/boyfriends or husband/wife.

Glory: *lowers talon*

Deathbringer: WAIT WHAT!?! I WOULD EXPECT THIS FROM ME BUT YOU?????

Glory: hey! I didn't marry him. For long.

Deathbringer: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Qibli: *lowers talon*

Moon: wait... QIBLI WTF HOW DARE YOU!!! WHO WAS IT

Qibli: *has flashbacks of his kissing his imaginary friend* n-no one??

Moon: grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Kinkajou: *lowers talon*

Turtle: KINKAJOU WHAT THE-

Kinkajou: we all have a past...

Turtle: WHO IS THIS ILL KILL HIM

Kinkajou: first glory.

Glory: nonono I am not doing this too many lives are at stake if I tell them.

Kinkajou: come onnnn

Glory: fine... you know when Starflight was stuck on the nightwing island? He told me about someone. When he dreamvisited me.

Glory: his name was... *gulp* imsosorrydeathyiloveyoubutbackthenihatedyousoidatedandmarried... Greatness.

Deathbringer: RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH IM GONNA KILL HE- wait what????? B-b-but your straigh- THE WORLD IS UPSIDE DOWN AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.

Glory: I was gay. Sue me.

Deathbringer: 🤦‍♂️ Just kiss me.

Glory: *kisses him*

Deathbringer: see this! This is how I know she's straight.

Moon: uch. Get a room.

Moon: ok Qibli, own up.

Qibli: DO I HAVE TO

Moon: yes or I'll leave you and never come back

Qibli: FINE IT WAS MY... MY... MY IMAGINARY FRIEND OK? I HAD NO LIFE! KILL ME NOW.

Moon: your imaginary friend?? Well I would like to see how the dances were like.

Qibli: *blushes* he he he?

Turtle: ok kinkajous turn. Frankly I'm not surprised. 

Kinkajou: thank you. Now, uh. I cheated. *lowers another talon*

Turtle: TWO DRAGONS!? TWO COME ON WORLD CANT I LIVE WITH KINKAJOU IN PEACE???

Kinkajou: the first one is... coconut. *wince* the second is... please don't kill me or him but it was... Cerulean.

 Turtle: but you hate coconut!!

 Kinkajou: I know I do and I always have I only did it to dump him.