No more truth or dare after this.
Me: bad news, guys. No truth or dare after this.
Kinkajou: NOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE TRUTH OR DARE
Turtle: I hate it.
Me: wellllllllll I dare all of you guys in endure the wrath of blaze. No fighting. No leaving. 2. Whole. Hours.
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT BLAZE WHY NOT BURN WHY NOT BLISTER BUT NO BLAZE!!
Blaze: hey guys.
Me: *smirks* and I'm giving her author powers. Don't worry though, respawn is on. That's the only thing I locked out from her.
Blaze: OMG IM GONNA DO SO MUCH STUFF YO
Kinkajou: shut up blaze.
Me: and no insulting. BUT. after 2 hours, you are free to go, and. Free to kiss for ten whole hours. No interruptions. All except for the fact you have to breathe.
Kinkajou: LETS GET THIS STARTED
Blaze: *uses author powers to make kinkajou kiss moon*
Qibli: KINKAJOU!!!
Kinkajou: I'm... not.... trying... to... it's... blaze...
Blaze: *laughs menacely* I never liked you sandwing. *makes Qibli fall of a cliff with his wings ripped off*
Moon: QIBLI!!! Wait I don't even care qiblis dead. Respawn is on.
Qibli: and I'm back.
Blaze: *turns respawn off*
Blaze: *makes Qibli fall of a cliff with his wings ripped off*
Moon: QQQQQIIIIIIIBBBBBBLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Qibli: hey guys again.
Blaze: I TURNED IT OFF
Me: only thing you. Can't. Do. Only I can do that.
Blaze: *forces me to do it*
Me: no! Qibli! KEEP ON MOVING!
Qibli: *runs in circles*
Blaze: fine. *makes turtle, kinkajou, clay, peril, moon, glory, and deathbringer fall off a cliff with their wings ripped off*
Qibli: *stops* MOOOOOOOON KILL ME NOW
Blaze: I think illllllll stab him. *stabs him*
Toucan: *whimpering* why did you leave m-me?
Toucan: YOU KILLED MY PARENTS ILL KILL YOU
Me: *is muffled* MM M
Translation.
Me: GET HER
Blaze: what can you do little dragon?
Me: *secretly turns respawns on because if I don't within one minut they'll respawn*
Toucan: not me. US,
Everyone: GET HER
Toucan: *un muffle and un binds me*
Me: *uses author powers* *turn off respawn* *kills blaze* *waits for a minute* *turn them on again. *remember not to and turns them off*
Readers: *is dying from over use of asterisks*
Kinkajou: *is already kissing turtle*
Moon: *has been kissing Qibli for a while*
Me: so this was short, very short. So. One more dare?
Kinkajou: no.
Ten hours later
Kinkajou: DARE TIME
Me: good because I watched Star Wars empire strikes back 5 times and I've been staring at glory for the last ten minutes being concerned.
Glory:*has somehow moved and is kissing deathbringers foot*
Deathbringer: *is kissing glory's foot*
Me: GET UP
Deathbringer and glory: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW then again it's still glory/deathbringer.
Me: ok really get a room.
Me: ok I came up with a really good dare. For me. *turns respawn on* I am gonna kill all of you but one. I got this from truth or dare with the JW and DOD 2 by LaurenABlack, you should check it out
Kinkajou: NOOOOOOOOOO DONT KILL TURTLE KILL ME
Me: uhhhhhh I haven't started.
Kinkajou: I know. Practicing.
Me: 🤦♂️ Anyway. Let's do this. *shoots qibli* *shoots moon* *shoots deathbringer* *shoots clay* *shoots glory* *shoots peril* *shoots kinkajou* *shoots turtle* *doesn't shoot toucan*
Toucan: ok so when are they respawn ing?
Me: well sometimes it takes a second.
A second later
Turtle: well at least you spared toucan.
Me: I was thinking of sparing moon but I remembered how much she hates when Qibli dies even if he's gonna respawn so I put her out of her misery.
Moon: and I thank you.
Peril: YOU KILLED MY CLAY IMA KILL YOU
Me: *has force field* id like to see you try.
Peril: *melts force field*
Me: *gets a new one*
Keeps on going for an hour.
Kinkajou: HEY YOU! YEAH YOU!
Turtle: how about being nicer.
Kinkajou: hey readers? I have a question. What's your favorite ship?
Turtle: and if you say turtlejou... WE'LL BE HAPPY hint hint.
Me: *has calmed down peril* ok it's still only 606 words we need more so... *turns respawn off* *kills qibli* *turns respawn on after a minute*
Me: I gOtTa SeCrEt
Moon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO QIBLIIIIIIIIII AND HE IS REALLY *sniffs* never coming back *sniff*
Me: I'm the author. *respawns qibli* I control the respawns. I just realized that a minute ago. So. *turns respawn off* WE CAN GET KILL AND ILL RESPAWN BUT IF WE KILL SOMEONE WE HATE I WONT RESPAWN SO YAY. LETS DO THIS.
Turtle: *dies fighting scarlet*
Me: *respawns*
Turtle: *kills scarlet*
Happens with kinkajou and burn moon and blister Qibli and morrowseer(his father-in-law don't tell moon) peril and darkstalker clay and the chicken who refused to get eaten glory and queen wasp and deathbringer and battlewinner
Deathbringer: NO ONE TRIES TO KILL GLORY
Qibli: worst. Father in law. Ever.
Moon: ikr! But wait until you meet mom, she's awesome.
Qibli: and my family is just terrible, so thorn is kind of your mother in law. So that means my sister is running the school that I go to... WTF HAPPENS IN THIS WORLD whatever good bye sayonara bye.
Me: welp when I dragon goes they all go so cya later readers. Oh and Qibli left out adios.
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