Texting Troubles and the shrine

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Me: so guys. whats up?

kinkajou: texting glory. well texting tamarin with glorys help. cause y'know, blind.

me: yea

kinkajou: oh just got a text from turtle. he was walking the dog-

me: YOU DONT HAVE A DOG

kinkajou: not with that attitude i dont. Anyway, he found a poster. STAR WARS IS ON THEATER and you know everythigs better with MOVIE POPCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN

me: WOOHOO

Vader; can i come :)

me: sure. just stand like a statue and let the little kids throw stuff at their favorite villain.

vader: yay!

me: lol

meanwhile

moonswimmer: i cant believe we're getting married!!

dreamwatcher: its a dream come true- wait. SO ITS A ME WITHOUT A WATCHER COME TRUE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

tidekeeper: dont overthink it. anyway leaf and i might not get married

moonswimmer: again. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

leaf: JK

moonswimmer: will you guys ever mature

leaf: you just said WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

moonswimmer: so did you

leaf: at least i said it with maturity

moonswimmer: yeah right

leaf: sigh

meanwhile

dreamwatcher: *has snuck out* hey guys. They're having an arguement about whos immature, so i thought i would join you for the movie

me: how do you know

dreamwatcher: i have my sources

me: HOW

dreamwatcher: turtle texted us too, but they're too busy fighting.

pot and pans: *clang*

dreamwatcher: see?

moonswimmer: *punches leaf in the face*

tidekeeper: NOO NOT THE FACE

moonswimmer: *kicks tidekeeper up up up up up up up up*

tidekeeper: guess im going to that movie to. *texts turtle he'll be there*

moonswimmer: OC vs OC.

leaf: I guess so. the scavenger taught me some lightsaber tricks

moonswimmer: he taught me how to use me tail to slap while breathing fire. perfectly.

leaf: well then. get your gear ready. *brings out lightsaber*

moonswimmer: *readys her tail and fire*

leaf: 3

moonswimmer: 2

leaf: 1

ref: G-

me: hey guys were going to the movies wanna come

moonswimmer: truce?

leaf: truce

moonswimmer: ugly boi

leaf: idiot WAIT WHAT YOU SAY IMA GIRL

moonswimmer: START THE FIGHT

leaf: hey wheres tidekeep- AAAAHHHHH *swished lightsaber over her and chops off her head.* EASIEST THING EVA now where is he? *texts him*

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