It is... THE TEST. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN
Kinkajou: *walks in on glorybringer, moonbli, cleril, aukliff, and jagla kissing*
Turtle: hi kinkajou! I'm making brownies.
Kinkajou: I love brownies!
Turtle: I know.
Glory: PIPE DOWN
Peril: WE'RE KISSING
Moon: GO AWAY
deathbringer clay and Qibli: WHAT SHE SAID
Kinkajou: yeesh fine. *thinking* hmmmmmmmmmmm
*the next day*
Kinkajou: *has kidnapped clay deathbringer Qibli and turtle*
Kinkajou: ok boys! I'm testing you. We shall see who the best kisser is.
Glory: WHAT?! NOPE DEATHY COME WITH ME
Deathbringer: *is muffled* HMRG HMRG
Glory: what?
Deathbringer: *cuts muffle with his dagger* I said, HELP HELP
Kinkajou: OH NO YOU DONT *knocks out moon peril and glory*
Clay: what. Did. You. DO TO MY PERIL
Kinkajou: relax! *kisses clay for an hour* free to go buster. Also, 8/10.
Clay:... PERIL IM COMING!!!!
Kinkajou: 🤦♂️
Kinkajou: your turn, Qibli.
Qibli: moon... save... yourself
Turtle: oh come on. She's isnt a bad kisser.
Kinkajou: what he said. *kisses Qibli for an hour* hmmmm I like the hot touch. 10/10
Qibli: ... MOON IM C-
Kinkajou: are you all gonna say the same thing when I'm done?
Qibli and deathbringer: yeah
Kinkajou: save your breath.
Kinkajou: now deathbringer. *kisses him for an hour* *lets go* *kisses him for another hour*
Kinkajou: wow... 100/10
Deathbringer: *smirks* oh yeah!
Kinkajou: now, last but not least, turtle!
Kinkajou: *kisses him for an hour* *doesn't let go* *kisses him for 2 more hours*
Kinkajou: 101/10.
Turtle: TOP THAT
Deathbringer: k
Deathbringer: *kisses kinkajou like glory and him do in private*
Kinkajou: .............. MARRY ME
Deathbringer: sorry, I'm taken *goes behind glory*
Kinkajou: MARRY ME
Turtle: were already married.
Kinkajou: NOT YOU HIM
Turtle: *chokes deathbringer* you get her to stop or I kill you, you corrupting-wife monster
Deathbringer: *choking* kinkajou.... marry... turtl *dies*
Kinkajou and glory: YOU BITCH!!!!
Kinkajou: it was his dying wish for me to marry turtle. *kisses turtle* AND IM BACK!!!
Glory: *sobbing*
Kinkajou: *comforts glory* he'll come back. See? *transforms into deathbringer*
Glory: deat *sniffles* hy?
Deathbringer: hey! Howzit going?
Glory: *hugs deathbringer*
Glory: *kills turtle*
Kinkajou: *brings turtle to life*
Glory: *kills turtle*
Kinkajou: *brings turtle to life*
Glory: *accidentally kills clay not turtle*
Peril: WHAT THE- THE END OF THE WORLD IS HERE BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA I SWORE IF CLAY SO MUCH AS SCRAPED HIS KNEE I WOULD KILL EVERYONE AROUND HIM. HES DEAD. IM KILLING EVERYONE.
Peril concious (which is clay) STOP IT CLAYS ALIVE IM ALIVE I GAVE MYSELF TO THE FORCE
Peril: what? YOU HAD THE FORCE? YOURE A JEDI MASTER??
Clay: peril... I am your husband.
Kinkajou: *faints bc she loves Star Wars too much for this*
Clay: I am...... YODA!!!
Peril: that disgusting toad?
Clay: yeah.
Kinkajou: HOW DARE YOU YOU HAVE CORRUPTED STAR WARS!!
Kinkajou: FIRST DISNEY DID IT, AND NOW YOU!
Clay: Stop.......... I'm not yoda dude. I'm right here. *steps out from the shadows*
Peril: WE GOT YOU SO GOOD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT WAS ALL A DARE.
Kinkajou: we finished truth or dare.
Peril: did anyone say that?
Kinkajou: I did right now.
Peril: fine. BUT OUR DARE IS 1ST PLACE!
Clay: YEAH!
Tsunami: your still with that burning skywing? Ugh.
Clay: *kills tsunami* NO MORE PROBLEMS
Peril: *gulp*
Scarlet: TIME TO DIE MUDWING
Peril: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LET HIM LIVE KILL ME
Scarlet: ok. *kills peril* *kills clay* *kills kinkajou* *kills turtle* *kills everyone* *kills herself* whoops.
Peril: WE'RE BACK FROM THE DEAD!
Kinkajou: that was weird.
Turtle: DANCE PAR-TAY! Also, kinkajou. This is a normal Tuesday for us.
Kinkajou: it's Thursday.
Turtle: WHAT
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