Just a little turtlejou for ya

I got an idea but not a title :(

Me: hey someone's at da freakin door

Kinkajou:i thought we got rid of the door and put in a tunnel to be more cool

Me: the repairman refused to do it.

Princess Crocodile (not the one that was killed in the 2nd book) : hello?! I am a princess! Open up!

Kinkajou: yikes! *opens door* your majesty

Crocodile: call me croc.

Kinkajou: ok croc

Crocodile: i was just passing by and saw something in the window........ something that should be mine.

Kinkajou: we have something of yours? Oh, we are sorry, we didnt know. What is the said thing?

Crocodile: not a what. A who.

Kinkajou: uhhhhhhhh I'm sorry but you cant just take a dragon. That dragon needs to agree...

Me: *whispers* since when is that a rule

Kinkajou: *whispers* since that horror princess is trying to steal my man! No one else is here but you, me, and him. And now her!

Me: uh oh

Turtle: hey who was at the doo- *bows*

Turtle: your majesty.

Turtle: why didnt you tell me we had royal company coming over?

Kinkajou: i didnt know! She randomly came and said we have something of hers

Croc: yes, you do. And now ill be on my way. Goodbye. *takes turtle* your mine now*

Me: *holds her wing* not so fast

Kinkajou: let her go.

Me: why?

Kinkajou: do it

Me: ok....

Kinkajou: *adds pressure plate as crocodile stepped on it*

Crocodile: *is being dangled over a pit of venom*

Turtle: wait what is happening? First crocodile took me, now we are teleporte- OH I FORGOT

Turtle: make us go back! What are you doing shes a princess!

Kinkajou: trying to steal you!

Turtle: WHAT THE- ok i did NOT get enough sleep last night i missed that whole thing!

Kinkajou: basically shes in love with you and wants you!

Turtle: ........wut

Turtle: *slaps crocodile in the face*

Turtle: *dives into pit of venom*

Crocodile: TURTLE!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kinkajou: oh shut up and leave before i tip you in.

Crocodile: YOURE NOT PLAYING FAIR! *leaves forever*

Me: uh we have a problem.

Kinkajou: oh no dont tell me turtles stuck in heaven!?

Me: no no no. But......................................................... what is that?

Kinkajou: oh just a- OMG HELP A DRAGONBITE VIPER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Turtle: what?! A dragonbite viper?!

Me: hes- hes coming closer! Kinkajou, quick! Fly!

Turtle: IM COMING! *teleports to kinkajou*