Just a little turtlejou for ya

Who's the imposter among us?

Note: they all know how to play among us

Clay: I GOT AN IDEA

Peril: ME TOO

turtle: ME THREE

kinkajou: ME FOUR

Glory: ME FIVE

Deathbringer: why do I have to be six?

Moon: ME SEVEN

Qibli: ME EIGHT

Clay: Mine first! We............... eat!

Peril, moon, Qibli, deathbringer, turtle, kinkajou, glory: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ NO! LETS PLAY AMONG US!

Clay: pass. I wanna eat

Peril: your loss

Kinkajou: toucan do you wanna play among us?

Toucan: um well it's a game with violence and murder, they call each other by color, and it's frankly just not my style.

Kinkajou: when did I lay a 50 year old?

Toucan: plus I have a play date with cliff auklet leopard and koala. Sooooooooo yeah. Pass.

Kinkajou: oh ok! Phew I thought he was already mature. Kids grow up so fast!

Glory: I know right! My kid is dating! He's 3 years old!

Kinkajou: anyway, let's play some AMONG US!

Kinkajou: of what my 50 year old kid said, let's call each other by name.

Kinkajou clay peril glory deathbringer moon and qiblis is crewmate

Turtle is imposter

Kinkajou: LETDDO SOME TASKS YO!

Turtle: YEAH

Moon: cya in reactor peeps. IM OUT!

Qibli: why are we suddenly talking like this?

Turtle: WHY YOU NOT? THAT SEMS AWFULLY SUS!

Qibli: NO IT DOESNT YO! CYA IN O2

Turtle: well I'm going to storage to fuel da engines!

Kinkajou: *claps turtle in game* CYA

Turtle: turtle out!

Btw this is task rush. You can't report bodies or call any meeting

Turtle: *vents from admin to hallway* hehehehehe sorry Qibli. You were always my favorite bro! *shoots qibli*

Qibli: tell mo *dies*

Turtle: *vents from hallway to admin* gotta run to upper engine quick!

Kinkajou: why?

Turtle: because otherwise the imposter could kill m- wait. ARE YOU THE IMPOSTER? AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs away to upper engine, passes moon, kills her, and goes to upper engine.

Turtle: *out of breath* sor *gasp* ry m *gasp*oon  

Kinkajou: um.... *still in storage processing what she heard*

Turtle: *sees peril, glory, and deathbringer in security* *slices them in one swipe of his knife

Turtle: now time. For. Clay. Wait. He. Just. Logged. On. And. My. Kill. Cool. Down. Is. At. 15. Seconds. Better. Follow. Him. *follows clay

 Clay: hi turtle! What's your task?

Turtle: 3, 2, 1. My task. Is killing you. *shoots clay*

Clay: DETENTION FOR Y- *dies*

Kinkajou: *merrily charting the course* only one more task left! I just have to fix wiring in electrical. Then we'll see who the dirtbag rotten disgusting imposter is.

Turtle: *is listening in* *sighs Bc he has to kill kinkajou Bc that's how dragon among us works. Imposter gotta kill EVERYONE. not just everyone except for 1 and they win.

Turtle: hi kinkajou!

Kinkajou: hi turtle!

Turtle: so are you done with tasks? I am.

Kinkajou: nope. I got the last task

Turtle: noice. *takes kinkajou* kinkajou I gotta show you something before. It's really cool.

Turtle: *shows her person in the bathroom*

Kinkajou: whoa is that an actually player?

Turtle: that's what's creepy about it. No one knows. *pulls out knife*

Kinkajou: whoaaaaaaaa niiiiiiiiice. Now I'm gonna go do my t *sees turtle with knife* asks? Turtle?

Turtle: I'm sorry, kinkajou. *stabs her* *cries*

IMPOSTER WIN

Peril: you shot MY CLAY? ILL KILL YOU!!!

Turtle: *cowers* it's just a game peril! Peril? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH SHES GOT MAAAAAAARGH *to quote from the 9th book*

Kinkajou: peril! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! LET HIM GOOOOO!

Kinkajou: *punches peril*

Qibli: AND MOON! Now that we're fighting, why didn't you help me?

Moon: HE KILLED ME TOO!

Glory: AND I THOUGHT MY DEATHY WAS ALSO MY BODYGUARD! IT SEEMS NOT!

Deathbringer: B-B-B-BUT I LOVE BIENG YOUR BODYGUARD!!! Plus there is litterally no way you can do that in among us!

Glory: STILL!

Clay: ima just eat a chicken wing.

Toucan: I'm back! How did among us go, mommy?

Toucan: uhhhhh *sees kinkajou beating up peril, peril choking turtle, Qibli yelling his head off at moon and deathbringer trying to save his job by stuttering at glory* I'm gonna leave.

Kinkajou: WAIT! TOUCAN! COME BACK HERE!

Toucan: yes?

Kinkajou: 2 things. How was your play date?

Toucan: well cliff spent it kissing auklet, koala spent it kissing Jaguar, so I just platypus a 300 piece puzzle. By the time the play date was over I finished 135 pieces.

Kinkajou: great! And 2, beat up clay for me please? Anyone who isn't in the group fight, we force them in.

Toucan: RAWR *Attacks clay*

Clay: AAAAHHHHH HIS CLAWS ARE LIKE NEEDLES IN MY EYES! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs around in circles screaming*

Kinkajou: now this is more like it! *keeps beating up peril*

Peril: *choking turtle until he turns purple*

Turtle: *has already past purple*

Qibli: *head pops off*

Moon: WELL YOU DID SAY YOU WERE YELLING YOUR HEAD OFF!

Glory: *flies away*

Deathbringer: *protesting getting fired* B-B-B-B-B-BUT JAMBU CANT PROTECT YOU! HE AS SLOW AS A SLOTH!!!!! BUT IM AS FAST AS A CHEETAH

Glory: THAN CATCH ME!

Deathbringer: *isn't able to catch her* WAITTTTTTTTT

Wow. Deathbringer s got himself in a pickle. Turtle hasn't. He's got himself in a burning pickle. Get it? Peril is fire? I know bad joke whatever cya next part

Kinkajou: THERES PARTS?

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