Just a little turtlejou for ya

I cant think of a title sorry

Coconut: ahhhhhh that was the best night ever.

Turtle: oh, was it?

Coconut: oh yeah.

Turtle: well, even if that was, this wont be your best morning ever.

Coconut: so what? Ill still have all those great memories. All of them of our date. Just me and kinkajou. Alone together. The whole night. Eventually, i got bored of all that winning and decided to split it with last night and this one.

Turtle: i know your lying. Kinkajou would never go near you and if she did it would be to kill you. But give me one good reason i dont kill you right now.

Coconut: like i said, I'll respawn

Turtle: and what if you dont?

Coconut: kinkajou will be heartbroken and will kill herself just to be with me.

Turtle: ha! No. Kinkajou would celebrate.

Kinajou: he's right, ya know.

Coconut: see! I did go on that date!

Kinkajou: shut up, nut-head. Turtles right.

Coconut: see she has a pet name for me. Hi, jou.

Kinajou: no one. Refers. To me. As jou.

Coconut: except your boyfriend.

Kinkajou: i have no boyfriend.

Coconut: oh! I forgot! You had so much alcohol, you blacked out.

Kinkajou: only someone who knew me would know alcohol doesnt affect me.

Turtle: shes right. The only drugs that does affect her is poison.

Kinkajou: tru dat.

Coconut: ok fine, i didnt go on that date, but we did talk all night.

Kinkajou: he kept on texting me and texting me

Coconut: and you willingly answered.

Kinkajou: do you not remember my texts? *shows texts*

In texts

Coconut: hey! What's up?

Kinkajou its 2 am, coconut. Bother someone else.

Coconut: I'm  not bothering you, I'm enlightening you

kinkajou: well then enlighten me by leaving.

Coconut: will do.

An hour later

Coconut: are you awake?

Kinkajou: no

Coconut: oh.

An hour later

Coconut: U AWAKE?

Kinkajou: shut up, nut-head.

Coconut: ok, jou.

Real life

Kinkajou: see?

Turtle: HA! YOU BELIEVED HER AT 3 O' CLOCK? HA!

Kinkajou: the highlight of my day. *deletes conversation*

Coconut: those were our memories! Well we can always make new ones. Starting now.

Kinkajou: memory number one: i threaten you to leaves or i kick your face in so bad, you can be here and talk to people in Chicago.

Coconut: OK OK ILL LEAVE!