I know. You nought think it's a bad chapter. Well the title makes sense.
Clay: *sleeping*
Peril: *sleeping*
Everyone except one dragon: *sleeping*
???: powers of moonlight! Be mine! Cast a spell on this dragon, and make him untwine!
Clay and peril: *untwine*
???: noice. Now I gotta sleep. Tired *yawns*
Morning.
Peril: morning clay! What do you want for breakfast? A cow?
Clay: peril? What are you doing in my house. GET OUTTA HERE.
Peril: um.... I'm your wife!
Clay: no you aren't! I don't have a wife.
Peril: what? But we got married...
Clay: no we didn't. I would never marry you. Now get out of my house.
Peril: wha-
Sunny: hello. Clay. *gives him flowers and a cow*
Peril: *knows what happened* clay! Sunny! She made you forget about me! I don't know how, but you know she's always trying to ruin our relationship!
Sunny: relationship? Oh. I guess your taken. Bye.
Clay: wait no! I'm not in a relationship! I hate her. Come on. Sunny! Marry me?
Sunny: ok! Sure! But first a kiss?
Clay: of course. *kisses sunny*is outside to
Sunny: *thinking* still great kisses
Sunny: *kisses clay*
Peril: *is flying to the rainforest*
Peril: *is outside the rainforest*
Peril: powers of fire, be gone! Make me safe, so I can do something that ryhmes with gone turtle didn't know!
Peril: hey kinkajou! Turtle! Glory! Deathbringer!
Glory: WAIT GET OUT HURRY THE RAINFOREST ITS GONNA BURN
Peril: glory! Calm down. Turtle enchanted me so when I say powers of fire be gone make me safe so I can do something that rhymes with gone turtle didn't know, my scales are normal. Only until I say the reverse spell which I can say right now because we are in the forest.
Glory: ohhhhhh good thinking!
Turtle: thanks. So, where's clay?
Peril: *grumbling* kissing sunny! She cast a spell that made him forget about me and then she just took him!
Turtle: but she isn't an animus............
Peril: wait... oh! Stonemover. Maybe. Not sure. Probably.
Kinkajou: wait. I thought he wasn't supposed to use his magic anymore!
: me too!
Glory: he isn't. She must have forced him. Ugh we never should've made him do the kissing thing. Where all the girls had to kiss him instead of peril. That's what made sunny love him and do anything to marry him.
Deathbringer: yeah and I would've had to kill clay if he kissed you!
Turtle: me too with kinkajou.
Glory: I have to admit. I did want to kiss clay!
Deathbringer: ok. Time to kill clay.
Glory: I WAS KIDDING.
peril: too late. I don't care anymore. He always respawns. It always like that on Friday.
Kinkajou: it's we- wait. It actually IS Friday... NOOO MY REPUTATION IS RUINED!!!
Peril: *gulp as turtle glares at her* did I say Friday? I mean Wednesday!!!!!
Kinkajou: it's Friday.
Peril: 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ Wow relantionshops are threats! Wait. We can use that to our advantage.
Me: That's what happens when I spell relantionships without autocorrect right after waking up
Peril: Whatever dummy.
Me: HEY! I make clay respawn. I don't have to you know.
Peril: did I say dummy? I meant smarty! Wow your so smart I wish I were you!
Me: 🤦♂️🤦♂️ Your lucky I like cleril.
Peril: yes I am I mean.... LETS GO SAVE CLAY FROM DEATHBRINGER AND SUNNY.
Deathbringer: *drowning clay*
Clay: *holding his breath*
Clay: *forces himself to go up* WHY ARE YOU KILLING ME DEATHBRINGER I THOUGHT WE WERE LIKE BROTHERS!?!?
Deathbringer: no one gets away with making my glory wanna kiss someone other than me!
Clay: ... have you met glory? She was probably joking. Or being sarcastic. Trust me. I've been under a cave with her, Starflight, tsunami, and sunny for 6 years before. I know when she's being sarcastic. This is one of the times.
Deathbringer: oh yeah. Ok you don't have to die. Now, *knocks out sunny*
Clay: WHAT THE FUCK DEATHBRINGER WHY DID YOU KNOCK OUT MY WIFE!!!??!!!
Deathbringer: I didn't. I knocked out sunny. If I knocked out peril, your wife, I would die. She has firescales.
Clay: I know, I HATE HER.
Deathbringer: no you don't.
Clay: hmmmmmmmmmmm let me see where is she
Peril: *bursts in* IM HERE TO SAVE YOU CLAY!!!
Clay: from what?
Peril: sunny.
Clay: just kiss me.
Peril: *kisses him*
Clay: but then- sunny- OH ITS TRUE. She DID cast a spell on me?!?
Peril: um... yeah! But why didn't she cast a spell on me either?
Sunny: oh... I did!
Peril: no...
Spell: *kicks in*
Peril: reverse spell reverse spell this is the reverse spell!
Glory: seriously?
Turtle: I'm not good at ryhmes! What can I say?
Peril: *is on fire again* *burns glory*
Deathbringer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KILL ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Peril: *kills kinkajou*
Turtle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KILL ME TOO!!!!
Peril: *kills moon*
Qibli: *overslept so doesn't know*
Peril: *kills turtle* *kills everyone but deathbringer*
Sunny: I never liked deathbringer. Don't kill him. Put him in the torture chamber.
Peril: yes master.
Deathbringer: *gulp*
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