Just a little turtlejou for ya

Trapped

Me: who wants to party?

Kinkajou: not me

Me: WHAT what happened you always wanna party

Kinkajou: turtles missing! I havent seen him in a day!

Me: WHAT HAPPENED?! Also he isnt dead

Kinkajou: i dont know! Last night, he said he was going for a glass of water and never came back! We checked the whole house thoroughly. Nothing.

Me: send a search- 10 search parties!

Kinkajou: we sent 20. But i dont think they'll find him.

Me: i could teleport him here?

Me: *tries but cant*

Me: ugh! He must be more than 10 miles away from here!

Turtle: *is 10.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Miles from the house*

Turtle: what is this place?! One second i was in the house, next in this place! And why is it so cold?!

Snowfall: did we get him?

Guard: yes your majesty

Snowfall: good. Have him executed as soon as possible.

Guard: yes your majesty

Turtle: executed? great! Then Cleril4life will respawn me, and boom! I'm home!

Guard: your majesty?

Snowfall: what is it?

Guard: .... it isnt him. It's another seawing.

Snowfall: who?

Guard: who are you seawing?

Turtle: i could have your head for that, icewing. I am prince turtle or the seawings.

Snowfall: oh my! Let him go at once!

Guard: yes your majesty.

Turtle: when can i be out of the ice palace? I need to get back to the sea.

Guard: watch it! You may be a prince but shes a queen.

Turtle: yes, but she doesnt have a queen mother who will come right to her side the second you call her, along with her 31 brothers, 3 sisters, and one of them is tsunami, seawing of the prophecy.

Snowfall: er.... you will be escorted out as soon as possible.

Turtle: thank you.

Guard: *snarl*

Moon: I'm sorry kinkajou, but we cant find turtle.

Kinkajou: sigh........ he must have been kidnapped and hidden well.

Moon: yeah

Kinkajou: ok what have we covered?

Moon: everything but the ice palace.

Kinkajou: looks like we have someone cold to visit

Qibli: oh no you dont. She's a queen, ready for any and all  attacks. I say we send glory to get him. She wont get too mad and uncamoflauge herself.

Kinkajou: ........ ok but I'm coming too. Ill wait outside the palace while she gets him. But I'm not staying here.

Qibli: ok

Glory: I'm ready. Let's go.

Deathbringer: and I'm staying. As you said, i tryed killing blaze, they'll kill me the second i enter icewing territory.