me: HEY PEEPS WHATSS UP IN DA HEN HOUSE
kinkajou: chickens???????????? WHY ARE THERE CHICKENS LOOSE IN THE HOUSE
clay: YUM YUM YUM GET THEM IN MY TUM TUM TUM
me: there are no chickens
clay: I DECLARE BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME THAT WHOEVER ROBS MY CHANCE OF HAPPINESS WILL BE BANISHED FROM THE UNIVERSE FOREVER
me: you cant do that
universe: uh yeah he can now get out loser
me: OH COME ON
peril: i thought i brought you happiness
clay: this isnt about you this is about MY HAPPINESS BY EATING CHICKENS
turtle: wow. Less important than a chicken
peril: your lucky your a student at jade mountain
leaf: wait wha-
clay: BANISHED
moonswimmer, tidekeeper, yellowjacket, obsidian, frostbringer, pearl, icemaker, twilight, and dreamwatcher: wait wha-
clay: BANISHED BANISHED BANISHED BANISHED BANISHED BANISHED BANISHED BANISHED
peril: wait wha-
clay: BA- wait no thats peril
clay: *points at kinkajou* NISHED
turtle: NOOO
clay: um. BYE
peril: oh goody hes gone. now i can rip your limbs out and burn your heart
turtle: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
coconut: la-la-la. oh turtles running away in terror. nows my chance!!
coconut: hey kinkajou wanna go on a da- annnnnnnnnnnd she isnt here. wow.
meanwhile
me: I HATE THIS OTHER UNIVERSE
alien: duh me go to gas station and buy donut
me: FINALLY A GOOD IDEA
alien: duh me go to dumpster to help my donut be better at diving
me: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
alien: duh me go to trash can and make it home
me: I AM SO DONE WITH IDIOTIC-LAND!!! lets go check on the real world
coconut: i love you moon
moon: um what
qibli: BaCK OfF
coconut: eat glass sand snorter *throws qibli in a window* now where were we, my sweet
moon: OH NO YOU DID NOT YOUR JUST A LITTLE LOW DOWN GOOD FOR NOTHING BUG THAT NEEDS TO BE SQUASHED. LUCKILY, I BROUGHT BOOTS.
coconut: she doesnt put me down. she squishes me down. MOON=HOT
moon: no sun=hot. learn facts dumbbrain
kinkajou: ALRIGHT MOON WHOO
coconut: *puts love potion on her*
genie: um no i cant make anyone fall in love with anyone else
moon: your so handsome and big and strong. who needs any sandwings! rainwings are much better
qibli: *wakes up* No. Way.
meanwhile
riptide: hallo
tsunami: hai. i have an egg
riptide: cool. wait what
tsunami: *continues doing her daily stuff*
riptide: UM WHAAAAAAAAAAT
Tsunami: pranked ya. I have 2 eggs. Pranked ya again. I have no eggs.
Riptide: you should have 12 eggs!! I wanna make a cake
Tsunami: wha-
Meanwhile
Moon: KISS ME
Qibli: YOU TWO SIDED BACKSTABBING WORM!!!! I SHOULD WRITE A SONG ABOUT YOUR TREACHERY BU THAT WOULD BE CHILDISH AND FOOLISH. um, excuse me, what rhymes with hate?
Kinkajou: BAIT
Qibli: moon my ex-wife is the one that i hate! Cause guess what she was only using me as bait!
Kinkajou: *beat boxes*
Turtle: um. Wait wait wait wait wait. Whoz gonna play the guitar
Kinkajou: strap up and play, newbie!
Turtle: k. *does epic guitar solo*
Qibli: THIS ISNT ABOUT GUITARS ITS ABOUT MY MISERABLE- I MEAN TRAGIC- I MEAN VERY HAPPY not LOVE LIFE!!!
Qibli: if she came back groveling i would still say no! For she left me rain shine sleet or snow!
Coconut: *is still kissing moon*
Moons potions effects: *wear off* IM OUTTA HERE BOIIIIIS
Moon: um EWWWWWWWWWWWWW EW GROSS GET THAT TASTE OUTTA MY MOUTH OH DISGUSTING IT BURNS IT BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNS
Qibli: eh? I dont even care. She lead me right into her lair.
Everyone: *keeps dancing and singing and guitar-playing and beatboxing and kicking-coconut-in-the-face ing*
Coconut: u still love me!!
Kinkajou: as much as i always did
Coconut: oh. So no.
Kinkajou: give the dragon a lolly! *keeps beatboxing*
Moon: IM MELTING IM MEEEEEEEEELTING
Coconut: i can help!
Moon: get away from me you stupid bitch with a face not even a mom would like.
Coconuts mom: OH WHERE MY COCO PUFFS?! Oh your face- not even a mom would like that. Get away from me you bitchcake. *plays harmonica*
Coconut: MOM!!!
Kinkajou: you heard the lady! Skedaddle!
Coconut: :(
Me: lol
Moonswimmer: *walk in on the concert playing* cool! *sees moon dead on the ground* um. *slips body backstage and starts dancing*
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