Just a little turtlejou for ya

the big news

*strums air guitar*

Glory: the big news isss.... moon has big news!

Moon: the real big news is..... peril has big news!

Peril: the realer news is...... Kinkajou has big news!

Kinkajou: the most real news is... IM HAVING A BABY!!! 

Turtle: A BABY? A baby? And actual real life baby that you have a feed and carry and put to sleep and deal with the crying??? *hyperventalates* WOOHOO!!!!

Peril: congrats!

Clay: I wish good times are upon ya! Lots of pie and lasagna!

Garfield: HEY THATS FROM MY SHOW!!! GIVE ME THAT LINE BACK and some lasagna please?

Me: sorry Jim Davis! Btw, readers, REALLY check out garfield-comics and tv show- if you haven't already. It's REALLY good.

Clay: sorry garfield! It's just that my student/friends is having a baby!

Garfield: if it's puppies, I'm outta here *walks away*

Kinkajou: it is not puppies! Right turtle?

Turtle: YES! ITS TURTLES! And kinkajous! And and and and and and bears!!! And coyotes and wolves and and and and and and and and and and oh! Zombies!!!

Kinkajou: he's gone crazy.

8 months later or however long pregnancy lasts for dragons, I'm assuming it's scavenger span. 

Kinkajou: THE BABY IS HERE!!!

Turtle: EEEEEE what does she look like?

Kinkajou: uhhhhhhh she looks like me, but she has your eyes and snout.

Turtle: yes! Shout-out to HylianGuards Truth or Dare, the 4th one. Where moon predicts the future of the dragonets? That how they look like. Hope your ok with it! What else?

Kinkajou: she has aquatic scales that can change colors. And gills. And she has a monkey tail like me.

Turtle: awesome! 

Btw, only glory and deathbringer and clay were allowed in the hospital. Peril because fire. Moon because she accidentally said out load the doctors thoughts. And Qibli because like............. he flirted with the doctor. And yes moon is mad. Look.

Qibli: but she was hot!

Moon: HMPH! I can't believe you flirted with the doctor! I am so mad at you. So get out of my face!

Uhhhhh maybe that wasn't the exact right time for me to show you that. Nvm bye

Glory: let's see her!

Kinkajou: *brings toucan out*

Yeah her name is toucan

Turtle: awwwww she's so cute!

Toucan: ga ha goo goo. *looks at glory and deathbringer and turtle and kinkajou* TURTLEJOU! GLOWYBWINGA!

Kinkajou: *is touched* she is truly my daughter. Now let's go show peril moon and Qibli!

Clay: uhhhhhh aren't baby dragons more flammable then others? I'll take peril home by flying by ourselves. We don't need the jet.

They have a private jet

Kinkajou: oh phew! Thank god you remembered. Ok so let's show moon and Qibli!

Moon: awwwwww she's so cute! Hi toucan!

Toucan: hi moonwatcher! We will be very good friends!

Moon: how do you- OH! Turtle I got something to tell you. In  private.

Turtle: ok?

Moon: *whispering* turtle! Don't tell kinkajou, but toucan can read minds!

Turtle: WHAT!??

Moon: yeah. I'm afraid on how she'll react. I mean,I can block you guys out so I can't hear your thoughts with my training. But toucan doesn't have any training! She doesn't know most dragons won't accept her as a mind reader!

Turtle: ok. I'll try not to tell kinkajou.

Moon: thanks turtle.

Turtle: ok ready to go?

Kinkajou: what was that all about?

Turtle: nothing!

Kinkajou: *is suspicious they are in a relantionship*

Turtle: *kisses kinkajou*

Kinkajou: *isnt anymore*

Toucan: *softly* so daddy? You know my power?

Turtle: toucan, not right now. We'll talk after the ride. Oh and, don't tell mommy, ok?

Toucan: ok, daddy! I'll try!

Turtle: *has flashbacks to when he failed gill when he couldn't find snapper*

Kinkajou: *sees turtle upset* what wrong?

Turtle: it's just. So I never told anyone except family this, I think you should know. When I was a little dragonet, my father, Gill? He asked me to find snapper, the guard for the royal hatcheries assistant. The guard was dying, but even with my magic coral I couldn't find her. The statue of orca kill 2 of my sisters. I'm just thinking of that now that I'm a dad.

Kinkajou: oh come on, turtle. We don't have guards. The only reason we would be away is that we are going on an adventure. We would bring toucan. Also, it would never be a life threatening situation. The author will protect us now we have a baby

Me: will I though? Jk I will. Not. Jk. Wont. Jk.

Kinkajou: shut up and let us have this heartfelt moment author.

Me: ok.

Kinkajou: don't worry, turtle. Everything will be all right

Toucan: yeah daddie. Nothing will be bad. Don't think bout that

Turtle: *thinks loud* STOP TALKING AND HURRY YOUR MOMMY CANNOT KNOW ABOUT THE MIND READING!

Kinkajou: your right, toucan. I can tell he's thinking about it too. But we'll be all right.

Kinkajou: so...... moon? Wheres Qibli?

Moon: don't. Speak his name ever again. That dirtbag. He actually FLIRTED with the DOCTOR! I told him the get outta my face, so he flew away. Good riddance.

Kinkajou: WHAT?!? HE FLIRTED WITH THE- oh the stupid little dirtbag. He can't do this and get away with it. COME ON TEAM! GETTIM!

Toucan: YEAH! GET DA DORTBAG!

Kinkajou: a kid after my own heart! NOW GET HIM.

Driver: ILL STEP ON IT! *steps on kinkajou*

Kinkajou: *punches him in the face* I'll drive.