Greek gods and grandad
feeks: right I'm bloody bored of this lockdown malarkey
dcl: bloody preach
foden: yeah I'm over it - I really miss real training, anyone else hating this zoom shite?
madders: yeah not loving it
mase: is dull af
solanke: any news on restart?
rivs: we've been told maybe may back to training
tammy: yeah chels have said similar things
solanke: eurgh still like at least 3 weeks
hendo: I know, I'm bored of these 5k runs
rivs: just cos your slow deano
foden: classic goalkeeper whinge
hendo: when do I ever cover more than 1k in a game tho?
tammy: hendo we get it, you're lazy, it's okay we still love you
feeks: #pray4hendo
hendo: goalkeepers are so discriminated against
madders: you goalies got some sort of union you can go to? Where you all complain about outfield players😂
rivs: god that would be the whiniest group chat ever
tammy: so deadddddd 😭😭
foden: how's the doggo rivs?
rivs: yeah he's good, perfect lockdown amigo
feeks: very cute, what's the furball up to right now?
rivs: he's just sat here, licking mase's face
***
"J, are you stupid?!" Mase exclaimed.
"What the hell are you on about?" Jake asked confused.
"You've just told them all we are locked down together." Mase laughed.
It dawned on slowly on Jake what he'd just revealed. "Oh fuck."
***
Greek gods and grandad
feeks: ermmmmmmm
dcl: you guys got something to tell us 👀
foden: cats out of the bag
solanke: or the dog in this case
dcl: 😂😂 very good for you solanks
hendo: haha rivs is stupid
madders: and you all call me grandad? with blunders like that rivs is coming for my crown
mase: god the dog has ran a long way to London to be licking my face 👀👀👀
tammy: the only one licking your face or is rivs helping there too?
rivs: kk turns out I'm a bit thick
hendo: 😂😂😂
feeks: so how is married life then you two?
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FanfictionJake Rivers is an England International Midfielder and Manchester United Youth product. He's the life and soul of the party, with buckets of talent. But he's hiding a secret to the rest of the World. One he thought he was comfortable hiding, until h...