Poor, Poor Cody. Being abducted by the evil, sneaky, and conniving Verosika Mayday. Poor Tommy didn't even see this coming since he and his lover were hitting it off nicely with Loona in a slow manner.
Pacing to and fro, Tommy kept saying: "what am I gonna do, what am I gonna do?"
"Dude, relax." Loona said. "Now is not the time to panic."
"Oh, this is a perfect time to panic." said Tommy in a frustrated voice. "My brother has been abducted by a sexy demon who turns out to be a cougar, and now god knows what she will do to him next!" he was pacing to and fro once more so he can think of a solution or a plan. "Who was that bitch anyway?"
"Verosika Mayday." said Loona.
Tommy stopped pacing to and fro hearing that name. "Wait, wait, wait. The Verosika Mayday? That crappy pop star that likes to go out every Spring Break?"
"That's the one." said Blitzo. "I used to date that cunt before we broke up."
"You... dated her?" asked Celeste.
"Yeah, but Blitzo here doesn't really know how to treat a lady." Loona rolled her eyes.
"Hey! I resent that!" the Imp said. "I will prove to you that I know how to treat a girl with all my heart!"
The young man sighed and said: "Let's not get off-track here." then he looked at Loona with anger. "This is all your fault!"
Loona looked angry and growled. "My fault? How the fuck is it my fault, tall man?!"
"You should have kept a better eye on him since this is hell and it's a fucking insane asylum! I guess demons don't have any hearts at- ARGH!" he felt his neck being strangled by the hellhound, as she was looking more angry than ever, and he was at her mercy now. Granted, Blitzo hated seeing his adopted daughter get yelled at or verbally assaulted like this, and he would always be with her in killing anyone who dared to insult her, but this moment surprised him this time.
Poor Celeste was shocked and she wanted to help her lover out, but she didn't want to risk getting killed. "Listen, monsieur legionnaire," Loona snarled. "How the fuck was I supposed to know a slutty, succubus bitch would come through the window and take Cody like that? Huh?! You tell me! Now listen closely, mon ami, I did NOT mean for any of this to happen, and I really like Cody. Believe it or not, I've grown fond of the kid! So don't you ever accuse me again, or I will give you something even worse than down here in hell!"
Tommy wanted to say something to her, but he didn't for two reasons: one, because he was surprised at this sudden reaction. And two, she was this close to breaking his larynx and windpipe. "I..." he chocked at last: "I'm sorry." Loona immediately let him go and left him to try to catch his breath. "I'm sorry for... accusing you." he coughed. "I... just can't believe what's happening right now." Celeste went to his aid, and made sure he was alright.
"Tommy, are you alright, mon mari?"
"Don't worry, ma cherie." said Tommy. "I've suffered worse pain. Remember the... hack... shotgun wound I got from Cameroon? Those Boko Haram fuckers messed with the wrong guy after that, even if my leg was shot."
"Ohhhh, that's right."
"Whoa, if that's true, then that is totally fucking badass." Blitzo said.
"Look, we all want to save Cody," said Loona, "So we just need to get my fr- I mean, coworkers to help us. And... Maybe we can get help on the inside." she bounced her eyebrows at Blitz to see if he knows what she's talking about
"Oh yeah, I forgot about mr. Pretty Boy." Blitzo rolled his eyes. "I don't know for sure. That Verosika pays him a good, shit-load of money."
"Actually Blitz, he says that Verosika doesn't really pay him a lot of money at all." Loona said.
"Where does she even live in anyway?" asked Tommy
"See that tall, pink, penthouse over there, Tommy?" Loona pointed her finger out the window to a flashy-looking apartment flat at the very top. It was int he shape of a heart with demon horns on it, and since Verosika was a succubus, it was an obvious giveaway. "She makes a big living."
"Yeah. But how are we going to get in there and save Cody?" asked Tommy
"She probably had security in ze highest degree." Celeste pointed
"Don't worry. I know her bodyguard, Vortex. Maybe he can help us out."
"Help us?"
"Yeah, when Verosika and her friends wanted to see Cody a second time, Vortex looked like he didn't want Cody to get hurt. He's met Tex, and he really likes that kid a good deal." Loona pointed. "I'll call him and see if he can help us out at least."
Blitzo looked skeptical and he said: "I wouldn't get my hopes up, sweetie."
"Oh shut up, Blitz."
"Whatever. In the meantime, why not call Moxxie and Millie over so they can help us out?"
"Excellent idea. Time to phone my finest employees." as they both phones their acquaintances, Tommy and Celeste looked at Verosika's penthouse, worried about what those succubi would do to him in that place. What's even worse was that: Cody didn't have his cross on him at all so he didn't have any protection whatsoever. Tommy wondered if he can even get Cody back. It was bad enough he lost his parents, but he was sure as hell not going to lose his little brother too. For his and Celeste's sake, they hoped that Loona and Blitz can do whatever they can to help the poor boy out of that place."
Meanwhile
Cody woke up on a nice, soft, fur bed and he felt something warm rub agains this small body. He looked around, and he said: "Where am I?"
"Relax, sweetie. There's no need to be nervous. And don't worry, I won't do any... funny business." Verosika said, gently stroking his hair. "But we'll be friends forever, and ever, and ever."
The poor boy gulped and he knew what happened. "Why did you kiss me?"
"How can I not? You are just like a puppy or a kitten." the succubus said.
The boy realized that she does care about him, but more like a possession, like a little girl likes her teddy bear, or a dragon likes his bed of gold to sleep on.

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Loona the Caretaker
Aktuelle LiteraturOn Immediate Murder Professionals, Loona the Hellhound takes in a poor boy named Cody, who lost his parents during a tragic house-fire and Loona suddenly grows to care for the boy. PS, I don't know why there is no Helluva Boss in the cartoon categor...