In the same town where Cody lived, Loona and the boy were on the outskirts of it, in some kind of woods where no one would be able to see they just teleporting out of thin air since that would be considered: "unnatural" in the living world. Even though Loona can be a girl that didn't really care about most things, she didn't want to get some unwanted attention from any humans passerby. The birds were chirping in the open range and the wind was softly blowing against Cody and Loona's skin. For the human boy, it felt nice to be back on Earth where everything was... nicer and not gloomy and dreary such as Hell. Yes, Earth was a much more welcoming place than Hell is since it is a place where awful, bad, and evil people go to, and where the most evil human beings are being locked up in, such as: Hitler, Stalin, Jim Jones, and other monstrous so-called "human beings" like them.
Still, the boy wanted Burger King and Loona will get the wish he wanted. Holding the child's hand, she and Cody walked out of the brush and started walking on the sidewalk about ten blocks from where Burger King was. While walking, some perverted teens and young adults were eyeing Loona and her sweet ass, but the hellhound shrugged it off, knowing she wants nothing to do with those perverts.
At last, when they arrived, they saw the restaurant wasn't really that crowded at all. No, it only had one, two, or three customers dining inside. It was a good thing however, because for Loona; it would mean less perverts to drool all over her and stare at her ass. Some of the men eyeing Loona on the streets looked scary, but the hellhound assured the boy that she would easily rip their throats out of they tried to mug her. No human can match the strength and power of a Hellhound born straight from hell, and they would think twice before crossing Loona in the first place.
Sitting in a booth on the far end of the restaurant, Loona asked Cody: "So, what would you like to order, kiddo?"
"I would like three double cheeseburgers, a ten-piece nugget, and a small fries."
"Whoa. That's quite a lot for a kid your size."
"Don't worry, i'll be fine."
"Ah, OK." Loona smirked. "Just stay here. I'll be right back, and try not to talk to anyone. You'll never know when someone might try to... you know." getting out of the booth, Loona asked for what Cody ordered, but one of the cashiers was a teenager that was about to fondle her for a kiss. She looked quite irritated and agitated like a ticking time bomb.
Loona could be unpredictable like an African buffalo when facing against a pride of lions, and not even lions would be enough to take Loona down. Lions would forfeit their lives in trying to kill and eat her. Looking really angry and showing the red eyes of hers, Loona pulled the creep by the shirt with both hands, making the guy look scared.
"Listen here, retard." she snarled. "Don't get any funny ideas about me. Or I'll have to kick your ass to Saturn or Jupiter."
"OK! OK!" said the teen. "I've just never seen a girl like you before, no need to be so hostile."
"Yeah, you're not the only one to say that about me." Loona gave him a threatening look again, and asked: "Got a problem with that?"
Scared and intimidating by her bad attitude, the cashier nodded a no to her in a rapid movement.
"Good. That's what I thought." she pulled out her wallet that was made of flesh. "Here, will this cover it?"
"Absolutely. Would you like the change?"
"Please. I would really appreciate it, dork." After being given the correct change from the cashier, Loona sat back down with Cody, who didn't really move from his spot in the booth and didn't talk to anyone at all. "Sorry to keep you waiting. One of those cashiers was trying to hit on me, Which I am not interested."
"It's OK, Loona. And thank you for taking me here."
"Don't mention it, sweetie. Don't mention it." Waiting for the food, Loona's order was called up and she got the tray of yummy food for the boy to have today and he also had a large drink as icing on the cake.
"Wow, you got me a drink?"
"Yeah, it's a combo meal after all. What did you expect? And it's large. So enjoy it." she bounced her eyebrows a few times before looking at her phone.
Cody looked really happy and began eating his food. Over the course of ten minutes, most of the scrumptious food was eaten down in the boy's tummy, and there was the third double left. When he was about to eat it, a couple of tough, scary-looking young men approached Loona. "Hey, what's a beautiful babe like you doing here?" he and the five men were trying to swoon on her and make a move. "Must be lonely being here with your brother."
"I'm not her brother." Cody said
"Oh. Well no matter." said another one of the gang members.
"Would you like a kiss?" the leader asked with bedroom eyes.
"Get lost, you pieces of shit." Loona snarled before going back to her phone. Suddenly, she felt her left arm being pulled by the leader of this little group. "What the?"
"I'm talking to you, lady! Don't you dare try to ignore me when I am talking to you!"
Realizing that these men meant business, Loona actually smiled in amusement, and grabbed hold of the man's head, and a loud "Snap!" was heard. Loona had broken the guy's neck, killing him instantly, falling dead on the floor face-first. Poor Cody looked a little scared and worried that he and the hellhound lady would get in legal trouble.
"I'm not really much of a talker." Loona calmly said to the corpse. More aggressively, and angrily, the female hellhound said: "No you two fuckers get the fuck out of here!" looking scared and confused, the four other gang members went running out of the restaurant, wanting no more to do with what they call a "crazy bitch" for as long as they lived.
"I hope no one saw that." Cody said.
"Don't worry." said Loona. "I am very strong and I can put his body in the booth without anyone finding out." the female hellhound began using her strength to lift the dead goon, and place him on the other side of her in the booth so no one would realize that he was brutally murdered. It was quite a happy mistake that the cashier from before was listening to a little Everclear on his iPod with his back turned. "I hope I didn't scare you."
"No, it's alright. those guys could have done something awful to us."
"Absolutely right, Cody. Those guys looked like they wanted more than money when it comes to me."
"How? Oh! wait, is this adult stuff?"
"Yep. Hellyeah it is. You will understand when you are older." After waiting ten minutes, Loona's name was called to the register and she got the food for the child so that he can much on his hamburgers. "Here you go, buddy. Enjoy."
Cody smiled gratefully again and said: "Thanks, Loona." the boy took a sip of his Diet Coke and it was so fizzy and delicious to his taste buds. Yes, everyone knows that Burger King's patties are far superior to McDonald's. Loona was looking out the window with her right hand under her chin and remembered how non-melancholic it was in the human world at certain parts of the planet, but she was happy to see Cody happy. Deep down, she was slowly forming a nice bond with him.
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Loona the Caretaker
General FictionOn Immediate Murder Professionals, Loona the Hellhound takes in a poor boy named Cody, who lost his parents during a tragic house-fire and Loona suddenly grows to care for the boy. PS, I don't know why there is no Helluva Boss in the cartoon categor...