Loona the Caretaker

Mysterious Hellhound Girl

This Misty, this little Hellhound girl was rather intriguing to Cody, but deep down, he felt like he shouldn't go with her at all. What would Loona think if he got out of the apartment against Loona's wishes like this? Would he get in a shit load of trouble? On the other hand, this Misty seemed alright to him, but he just met her, and Misty still looked like a mysterious person to be with. Was there a dark secret that she was hiding from the human kid? Cody realized that there was only one way to find out. Good thing he got his gun hidden in him just in case something goes wrong in any way. Walking down some blocks, Cody was at the Blood Burger again, and he had a few bucks to spare to buy some food.

He made the first order, and it was a regular hamburger, and he had to ask if there was any Helloxide in any of the food so he doesn't have to suffer a very painful and bloody case of diarrhea. "What's the matter, kid?" asked the employee. "Can't take the heat in your bowels?" he made a slight chuckle

"Well, helloxide is poisonous to humans like chocolate is to dogs. That's what the doctor said." Cody said. "What the doctor says goes."

"Ah. Well i can assure you that our food does not have any Helloxide whatsoever, kiddo." said the cashier. "Although we do have that in our salads. So if you really need to stay away from Helloxide, then i suggest you stay away from our salads... and our milkshakes."

"Got it." said Cody. "Just a regular cheeseburger and a small drink."

"Coming right up, little man." said the Cashier before getting the drink for the boy. "Enjoy your shit, or whatever."

"Thanks."

Then Misty made her order, which was a quadruple cheeseburger to eat and an extra large soda. "Thanks for that, dude." Misty said to the cashier. They got a seat in a booth next to the door and enjoyed their food.

"Don't you have parents?"

"Yeah, but they're pieces of shit. They don't give a fuck about what I do most of the time. They probably don't care if I was drowning in a pool." Misty said.

"Really?" Said Cody. "I'm so sorry if they don't give you enough love."

"Well, they do hug me and kiss me sometimes, but they just don't like it when I'm happy."

"Do they hurt you?"

"Sometimes. They beat me and spank me if I do something really naughty."

"Wow." The human boy said uncomfortably. "I'm sorry if they abuse you."

"Yeah but this is Hell, so it shouldn't be surprising if many demons kids go through that." She took a sip of her ridiculously large soda cup.

"I'm glad I was born in earth." Cody admitted

"Yeah, you should." Misty agreed. "Most parents up there are loving and kind to their kids. Too bad that it can't be said the same down here."

"Don't you ever go to school?"

"Oh yeah. In Hell, regular demon and sinner demon kids are taught how to properly torture or torment someone for eternity."

"That doesn't surprise me." Cody admitted. "Sounds fun being in that kind of classroom, talking how evil humans should be punished for murder or something."

"It is, Cody." Misty smiled. "It really is. If you were in that kind of class, you would love it."

"But I'm a human, not a demon."

"Oooh, right." Misty remembered. "You humans can be lame a little."

"Look, I don't know why I'm with you in the first place. Are you hiding a dark secret from me? Are you just luring me into a trap so you can Mail me to shreds, Misty?"

"No! No, of course not. If I was, I would just kill you right now, by going feral mode. And you don't want to see me in feral mode, trust me."

"Right."

"So why not just relax and have fun?" Asked Misty. "Even in the land of eternal damnation, there are still fun things to do."

"I know that." Said Cody. "I've already been to the arcade a couple times and it was cool. Me going to one of Satans' parties also."

"Yeah, I've heard about how you rocked the house of the dark lord." Misty said. "You are kind off the talk of Hell right now."

"I noticed that, too."

"Look, Cody, let me tell you; I have wanted to meet you for a long while now."

"Really?"

"Yep! A long while. After this, I'll show you a couple of friends of mine."

Cody had a look of fear in his face, and he just wanted to get back to Blitzo and Loona's place. He wondered how they and their friends were doing killing and torturing Beyoncé.

In the human world, IMP was, indeed, giving Beyoncé a worst kind of beating and execution that she can get from these demons. "You're shitty music sucks a million donkey balls, bitch," Blitzo exclaimed in triumph.

"Fuck yeah!" Loona said in the same kind of joy and excitement her adoptive father was having right now.

"This is a really good idea of Stolas, sir." Said Moxxie. "Just look at how she is screaming and flailing around like she is having a seizure."

"Wait, is she foaming at the mouth?" Tex pointed in amusement.

"I think she is!" Millie said. "let's make her scream some more."

"Millie, you always say the best things, sweetie." said Moxxie with a devious smile. The gang all continued tormenting and doing unspeakable things to Beyonce and she continued screaming in pain as she was being tortured like this, and just wanted the pain to stop. She was begging for death to come take her away.

At last, when the IMP employees had their fun, and when Beyonce was bleeding so much, Blitzo finished her off by pulling the trigger on her, right through her brain. She dropped dead as more blood was spilled on the floor and the whole IMP gang shouted in triumph to accomplish killing a famous pop star like her. Now they were going to hit big bucks with her corpse in check, and possibly use her as a trophy like how Kesha is preserved as a trophy.