Loona the Caretaker

Sticky Note... Of Impending Doom

Blitzo was done with his little morning smoke, Blitzo came back in his apartment, only to find Loona and Cody not in plain sight. He looked a little confused and then a little worried since he can be quite protective of his adoptive daughter. "Loona? Cody? Where are you?" he didn't hear any response from the two, and it was then he noticed the sticky note on the TV screen in front of the couch. "What the fuck is this?" he said to himself. He then read out

Dear Blitzo

Me and my family have that slutty hellhound of a daughter of yours, and that adorable little boy that likes to spend time with her. I want a little payback on you and your little imp rattlesnakes! So meet little ole me at our new house with those two meddling imps of yours. ALONE! And if you don't arrive in an hour... you get my point. Anywho, I look forward to making you scream like a bitch boy you really are!

-Hope y'all are doing fine, Martha

At first, Blitzo looked a little indifferent about this situation and he said: "Huh. that's nice. Let me offer this as a rebuttal." with a sudden change of demeanor, he had a look of pure horror when he exclaed at the top of his lungs: "MY BABY!"

Loona and Cody were bound in rope and im chairs. "Wakey-wakey, little boy." said a female, southern belle accent. Cody slowly awoken and his vision was blurry.

"Ugh, my head. Feels like it was run over by a tire." Loona said.

"Nothing personal, doll." said Ralphie.

"I can't see anything." Cody said.

"Your eyesight will come back." said a boy's voice.

"Just sit back and relax." a little girl added.

At last, when Cody and Loona's sight came back, they were looking at a family of demons, looking nice (in a rather twisted way)

"Who are you guys?" Cody asked

"I'm Martha, this is Ralphie, Jimmy and Jenny." the lady added. That first name caught Cody by surprise and if there was one thing he would never forget: it would be names.

"Martha?" Cody said

"Martha?!" Loona added, snarling her teeth at the deranged family.

"Loona told me about you and your family." Cody admitted

"And she told you dreadful things about you, sweetie." said Martha. "Granted, we're worshippers of Satan himself, and our deaths are the best thing that ever happened to us, but we died too soon."

"Mayberry was right about you." said Cody. "Loona, can you get me out of this?"

"Don't worry, Cody. i can try." the hellhound tried getting her way out, but she was pretty bound to the rope like a mummy. "Shit. I can't get myself out lf this... argh! what is this stuff?!"

"That, my dear," said Ralphie, "is the strongest rope in the world, made out of plexi-mesh."

"Oh just fucking perfect." Loona muttered. "This is prerry strong stuff."

"What do you want from us?" asked Cody

"Our demands are quite simple, kiddo." said Ralphie. "We're enemies of IMP, and we want revenge on them for killing us."

"So it's nothing personal, just Blitzo and his imp friends we want." Martha added

"Are you going to kill me?" Cody asked

"As long as you both behave," said Ralphie, "You'll still live."

Martha pulled out a cleaver and it had blood stains on it, then she licked the side of the blade.

She and her family are quite the deranged kind of people that no one would want to he friends with if they know their true nature. "But anyway, we already sent Blitzo a note to come here and his friends alone with no one else."

"Just let Cody go." Loona said. "This has nothing to do with him."

"Sorry, lady." said Jimmy. "No can do."

"He's a witness and he lives with Blitzo." Jenny added.

"Besides," Martha sounded a little cheerful, "You, Cody, will be useful to me against Blitzo."

"So we're bait." Cody realized.

"Ooh! you are a smart little bundle of joy." Martha clapped her hands cheerfully. "Adorable and intelligent. I like that."

"Look, I wasn't there when Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie killed you guys. This has nothing to do with me." Cody begged

"We know you weren't their, little man." said Ralphie. "But like my darling wife said: You're bait."

"If you lay a harmful hand on him, I swear you evil bitch, I'll-!" Loona was cut short when Ralphie punched her in the face.

"That's my wife you're talking about, you bitchy dog!" The husband said.

"Don't hurt Loona!" Cody screamed

"Calm down," said Jimmy. "Dad didn't break her neck. we need both you guys alive"

"We won't kill you." Jenny added. "Unless mom and dad tell us to."

"When I get out of here, you are all going to have your asses kicked all over!" Loona exclaimed. "And if you lay a bad finger on Cody, I will rip out your eyes and make you-"

She was suddenly gagged by Ralphie who put a strap around her muzzle to keep her quiet. "That's enough of that." Ralphie smiled.

"I don't know if Blitzo will come save me." Cody admitted

"Oh we left a note. He will. And once he comes here..." her eyes began to glow a bright red. "He is done for."

"What?!" said a man's voice. It was Tommy, who was in the IMP meeting room with Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Celeste.

Not only them, but Octavia and Vortex were with them as well.

"My little brother has been kidnapped again?!" Obviously, Tommy was the one most upset since he is Cody's big brother. "Do you know what happened Blitzo?"

"Yes. Now he and my Loony are hostage to a deranged family that need to be dealt away with ASA-fucking-now!" Blitzo explained. "But Martha wants me, Mox, and Mills, no one else."

"That's crazy!" said Tommy. "We have to save my brother!"

"Tommy." Celeste gently stopped him. "I want to save him too, but we can't just risk our lives going in at the front door like that."

"OK." Tommy took a breath.

"Blitzo, sir, do you have a plan?" Moxxie asked.

"Well we can send in Vortex to take care of the family." the lead imp suggested. "he is a big wall of muscle."

"Just because I am that, doesn't mean I'm invincible like Hercules!" Tex protested.

"OK. Let me think."

"We have to act right quick." Octavia said. "Time is of the essence."

"Cody is probably scared shitless right now!" Millie said

"Don't give up hope. Let Blitzo think of a plan." Moxxie calmed her down.

Snapping his finger, Blitzo said: "I think i got it!"

"I think I have one too." said Tommy.

"Ooh, let's hear it." said Tex.

"I have some good friends in the French Foreign Legion that can help us. They are one of the finest soldiers in the French military."

"Spoken like a trooper." Moxxie said, sounding impressed.

"You would have to give them the element of surprise." said Celeste. "Zis Martha said she wants the three imps to go in alone."