Adam, the leader of the Exorcists working with Mr. Belmont and the DHORK agents? What else can go wrong? Even Loona was shocked to see the leader of the Exorcists Angels working with a human like this.
"Shit, shit, shit," Blitzo said. "Didn't see this fucking coming."
"Striker, Stella, and the D.H.O.R.K fuckwads are one thing." Said Moxxie, "but the exorcist angels? That is where I draw the line."
"For once," said Loona. "I agree with you, fat boy."
"Aren't those the guys that kill demons in Hell to keep it from overcrowding?" Cody asked
"The very same kind, sweetie said. "They are not to be fucked with. Especially Adam. One wrong move at him, and he can exterminate you faster than you can say your prayers."
"Though he does have an awesome taste in music." Tex admitted. "He plays a really mean guitar, and he knows how to shred on it like the back of his 'holy' hands."
"Can't Lucifer or Stolas try to stop him?" Asked the kid.
"The Dark Lord," said Blitzo, "isn't really allowed to meddle in with God's shit or his power. Last time he did that, Lord Lucifer was banished from heaven eons ago."
"Yeah, After the war of heaven thousands of years ago," Moxxie added, "God and Lucifer made a treaty or an armistice that prevented Heaven and Hell from going to war or meddling in each other's affairs ever again."
"I wonder if God broke that promise." Said Loona.
"Just be quiet for a moment." Said Millie. Her husband was looking through the binoculars again and he, along with his cohorts began hearing in on the conversation in the house fifty yards away.
"We're you followed, son?" Asked Belmont.
"Nope. No one followed me, dad." Tyler replied
"Excellent. Now we need to think of a plan to catch the Antichrist and save the world from Hell everlasting."
"Is he that fucking delusional?" Loona said in her head. "What does Adam even want? Did God send him down here?"
"Well we haven't seen Cody do any suspicious things." Said Agent One from in the house,
"Spying on him in school got us nowhere." said Agent Two
Cody was surprised to hear what was going on all this time, "they were spying on me all this time?"
"We didn't know either," said Millie. "These demon hunters are as crafty as a raccoon with brain serum."
"grr. There has to be a way to help the world understand that Cody Laurent is the doombringer for all mankind." Said Mr. Belmont. "That the beast from the Sea is upon us."
Cody looked a little confused. "Beast from the sea?" He questioned.
"It's a long story." Loona said. "We'll tell you when we get back to Hell, Cody."
As they continued to listen, they saw the other humans that wanted to help out the cause of getting rid of Cody. "You know," said Adam, "maybe there is a way to convince everyone that Cody is, indeed, the one that will doom all mankind."
"And what is that?" Asked Fletus.
"simple, we spread the word by revealing the world about those demons the kid has been with."
"Tried that." Agent Two sang. "Didn't work. Videos and editing these days. Now people can make things fake look so realistic with their fingers on their goddamn phones and their editing software."
"good point." Said Belmont. "Technology these days. "Back then, it was so much simpler for people to believe what they see. Especially Bigfoot when he was first discovered all those years ago."
"You're not that old." Said Agent Two.
"I know that as much as the next man." Belmont rolled his eyes. "But yes. How can we possibly convince everyone to help me save the world?"
"Everyone would have to see it to believe it." said Adam. "Many people don't believe it until they see it with their own eyes."
"Ah." Belmont had an idea. "Maybe if we can capture one of those demon spawn that Cody associated with, then everyone might believe us."
"It won't be easy capturing any unholy critters." Fletus pointed. "It would require some plannin' and thinking like a poacher. Bring out one of the sneakiest bear traps you can own in catching one."
"Dad," said Tyler.
"Yes son?"
"So what if he is the Antichrist, and... I don't think he is... maybe he can use his powers for good and not evil."
"A good Antichrist? That is just impossible. The anti Christ is the exact opposite of Jesus. If Jesus is pure good, then the Antichrist is pure evil."
"But maybe... maybe he can be raised for good. Like... maybe Rosemary's Baby."
"Did I tell you not to watch that movie?" Belmont looked unamused.
"You can't beat the classics though." Said Agent One. "That movie's timeless."
"Well Dad, I watched it because it was at Cody's house for movie night. That mom let me go to."
"Ah, Stephanie." Belmont expressed his usual annoyance about his ex-wife. "What she needs, is a parenting class."
"Maybe Cody is not evil. The baby in Rosemary's baby is Satan's son, but what if his mom raised him for good?"
"Tyler, the Antichrist is the second most evil being in existence, only behind his father himself. Though he caused more mass destruction than Satan did. Cody is too dangerous to be left alive. I raised you better than this. Never trust a demon of any kind at all."
"I know dad, but,"
"Then think about who's side you're on, Tyler." He laid a hand on Tyler's right shoulder. "Mine? Or the hell spawn."
Tyler was silent for a few seconds, but ultimately said; "yours, dad."
"Perfect. Good boy." Belmont said. "I knew you would listen to me."
Cody wasn't buying this, and he knew that Tyler, his own best friend would never betray him like this. Though he knows the conflict inside Tyler. He can't just listen to his father and take his side in an instant.
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Loona the Caretaker
Fiksi UmumOn Immediate Murder Professionals, Loona the Hellhound takes in a poor boy named Cody, who lost his parents during a tragic house-fire and Loona suddenly grows to care for the boy. PS, I don't know why there is no Helluva Boss in the cartoon categor...