Loona the Caretaker

Some Hell Food Is Not For Humans

Cody did not know what to make of someone like Alastor the Radio Demon so much. As a matter of fact: not even many demons at all can know what to make of ole Alastor.

Still, he couldn't let that devious demon go to his head. He knew as long as Loona and his new friends were there, Alastor wouldn't be able to manipulate or hurt him at all.

After all, if he is on (somewhat) good terms with Satan's precious daughter, then he should be alright around the Radio Demon. Perhaps if Loona and Blitzo were doing something and if Stolas and Octavia were unavailable to watch over him, then perhaps Charlie can have him at the happy hotel for a while until Loon and Blitzo return.

Blitzo was making some mint cookies in the oven and they were ready. Hot from the oven and full of lovin'. Blitxo smelled the cookies and he knew that he made then to perfection.

"Loony and Cody are gonna love these babies." Blitzo said. "Fuck yeah I am one good chef." He sat them down on the table and Loona could smell them from her room.

"What's that smell?" asked the female hellhound, coming into the kitchen to check out the lovely scent. "Ooh, nice."

"I'm sure you and Cody will love them, Loony. I mean I'm not Moxxie, but I think they look good, and they'll taste yummy."

"I don't know you, but you and Moxxie are kinda similar. Ever thought of getting a room?" she teased.

Blitzo scowled and said: "What? I am nothing like him! I have a spine!" he then paused and thought of something. "Although," he continued, "if I would get a room with Moxxie, I would definitely do that."

"Even though he is married to Millie?"

"Oh, I have no problems with three-ways. The more the merrier."

"Eww." Loona made a look of disgust. "The sooner you get a room, the better."

"If only it was that simple. The last thing j want is Stolas pegging me until i nleed and cry in pain." Blitzo made a shudder of pure fear. "I don't even want to think about it."

"What that asshole doesn't know won't hurt him, right?" Loona raised her left eyebrow.

"Fair enough." Blitzo nodded his head.

It was just then Cody came in the kitchen. "Are those cookies?" asked the boy

"Yep. For all of us." Blitzo smiled. "Grab as many as you want before they're gone."

Cody smiled and grabbed himself a plate with two cookies for himself. As soon as he got a taste of one of them, he loved the taste of it, but he couldn't quite put his finger on how it tasted a little different from Earth Cookies.

Yes, they did taste almost a little different. Alas, he continued eating the cookie and he enjoyed every bit of it. "They're good, Blitzo."

"I knew you would love them."

Suddenly, the news was on and the male demon reporter said: "this just in, sexy popstar, Verosika Mayday, is in rehabilitation again, canceling all of her tours until further notice."

"Well, looks like she's getting more karma handed to her." Loona smirked

"Yes her own cohorts saw her as a drunken mess, queefing and farting all around. And i thought she was attractive." the reporter couldn't help but chuckle a little. Unfortunately, there have been riots of her fans demanding her to be released immediately, and also demanding her tour brought back. But whoever made her like this, i hope he suffers in the deepest parts of Hell."

Cody made a small gulp and a cold chill rand down his spine.

"So her manager had released a public apology to all of Verosika's friends and fans. 666 team signing off."

Blitzo made a raucous laugh from himself and said: "Well, it's about time she hit rock bottom! At least she can be with my sister again."

"Your sister?" asked Cody.

"Yeah but... i don't want to talk about it." Blitzo slightly looked down in shame. "But anyway, enjoy those cookies, kiddos."

"I'm twenty-two, Blitzo." Loona scowled.

"Yes, but you are still my baby."

"Oh shut up, Blitzo!" Loona growled, scaring him a little."

"Ok, ok, i'll be quiet." Blitzo breathed.

Ten minutes passed and whioe watching the TV, Cody felt something wrong in his tummy. It's like he has a tummyache all of a sudden from just one cookie.

He clenched his belly and felt like he was going to throw up. Loona noticed hos uneasy he looked and asked "Cody? You ok?"

"Yeah I... i feel something weird in my stomach." Cody said. "I just need to... use the bathroom." then he felt the tension in his stomach get worse and exclaimed: "Gah!" before rushing to the toilet.

He used it in a rush and, back in the living room, Loona looked a little concerned, and heard a yelling of pain erupt from the bathroom, as if Cody was in pain.

She couldn't help but rush over. "Cody? what's wrong?"

"I'm fine Loona. It just... burns my butt!"

"Uh-oh, looks like someone's got the case of the atomic sharts." said Blitzo

"Will you shut up already?" Loona growled. "What the fuck did you put in those cookies, dipshit?"

"Sugar, mint pieces, chocolate, and a little pinch of Helloxide."

"Helloxide?" said Loona. "It's supposed to be one of the most common things for cakes, cupcakes, and other dessert shit in Hell." she tried to figure out what was going on, and then a sudden thought hit her. "Wait, what if it's toxic to humans?"

"Ooh, maybe it's like how chocolate is to dogs?"

"Maybe."

"God it burns!" Cody said from the other side of the door. "I think... Wait... Uh-oh, there's blood in-"

"Whoa whoa whoa, don't give us too much information." Blitzo warned.

"Sorry."

"Should we see a doctor?" asked Loona

"I guess that's a good idea. All i did was eat one cookie."

"You'll be fine, kiddo." said Loona. "We'll just see a doctor."