Loona the Caretaker

Wasn't Supposed To Look At This

The Sleepover was already underway, and Cody was eating some popcorn while he was watching a movie with the others. Everyone else took some bits of the popcorn from the large bowl the kid was carrying. On the upside, every time his friends got a mouthful of the buttered popcorn, Cody wouldn't have to lift something very heavy. Unlike a regular TV, this wasn't just a living room, this was also a movie theater that was the size of a classroom, or a little larger than a classroom.

But it was almost as big as a movie theater room. For the television screen was a little smaller than the regular movie screen. Still big either way.

There were also three lines of long sofas to sit at. Being the king of all Hell, it was not surprising that Lucifer himself has all of this fancy and expensive stuff. Satan was like the Elon Musk in all of this domain. The movie everyone was watching was Predator. "Am I interrupting anything?" Asked a very familiar voice. To Cody's surprise, it was Loona in her pajamas with one hand over her hip. "Hope I didn't miss anytying important."

"Loona?" said Cody. "I thought you didn't like sleepovers?"

"I don't, but i figured it would make you happier if i showed up." the female hellhound gave him a little smile.

"The more the merrier," said Charlie. "Come on, sit down. This movie's getting good."

"Predator huh? Nice." Loona sat down next to Cody after Octavia scooted over for the female hellhound to sit next to her adopted brother. The group watched throughout the movie together and Cody knew this sleepover was getting better.

When it was over, Cody got himself some more root beer to drink from the cooler, for he loved that stuff. Moxxie and Millie were pillow fighting Blitzo as payback for all the rough pillow fights Blitzo gave them earlier.

Nothing like sweet revenge on their pillow-addicted oppressor. "Cody?" said Charlie, "Can you tell my dad to get more drinks for us, please?"

"Sure." Cody walked all the way to the great hall where Satan's throne was and he found the dark lord sitting in his large throne, in his true demon beast form smiling down on a soldier that looked like someone from Sub-Saharan Africa or the Caribbean. He had a camo outfit and a soldier's hat and had a mustache. "Joseph Kony," said Satan in his monstrous voice. "You have been accused of the rape of countless women and forcing countless children in Congo, Uganda, and other Central eastern African countries to be soldiers under the appropriate age.

"This is absurd!' said Kony. "I do God's will! I am the founder of the Lord's Resistance army, and this is all a big mistake!"

"Silence!" Satan boomed, echoing the room with Cody covering his ears. "I could tell you about the atrocities you have committed in your entire life, but that would take all day, unfortunately."

"Atrocities?' said Joseph in disbelief. "All the things I did, i was doing it for all the good of Africa, and make a better future with it."

"And look what you have done, my dear Joseph, nothing but mayhem, murder, and genocide." Satan said.

"Look, i don't belong here. I belong in Heaven with the lord Jesus Christ!" the now-deceased African warlord begged. "You have to give me another chance to redeem myself! And i can prove it to you that I can make Africa a better place."

"You will only cause many massacres some more. While I am please you killed a lot of people, I have to give you eternal damnation. Joseph Kony of Uganda, your eternal suffering will be... being dipped in the lake of fire every noon, and every night, you will have parasitic mouths living inside of you and popping out of your skin like cysts."

"No!" Kony said. "NO!" he quickly turned around and and tried running away, but his arms were immediately caught by two large demon guards with muscular arms, and a large portal was opened within the floor, prompting the demons throwing the evil warlord down in it to endure his permanent suffering. All that was left of Joseph Kony was his echoing yell that fainted. Cody looked unnerved but he did hear that this man was evil, since he was a ruthless warlord. Cody decided to brush it off and kept his composure as he walked up to Lucifer, who changed back into his gentleman form.