Cody was as intrigued of Vaggie as he was with Charlie. It was the first time he had ever seen a bisexual relationship down here in Hell. In fact, this was one the first time he had ever seen a bi couple in the first time of his life. Of course, he didn't really have a problem with that, not at all since bisexuality is growing a little more common these days.
He's noticed that in some TV shows and movies on how Bisexuality is displayed on the characters.
Vaggie did seem like a nice person like Charlie was, but a little more pragmatic than Charlie.
"So, that's how I came here" Cody explained to her. "It wasn't my fault. I didn't mean for the fire to happen."
Vaggie, like everyone else he had met down here, she also gave him great sympathy. "Oh. I am so sorry about that, sweetie. Of course that wasn't your fault."
"Of course not." Octavia repeated. "I'm sure they did love you."
"They did. Jesus said so."
"Jesus?" said Charlie. "Oh, like one of those... encounters humans would have with him?"
"I honestly don't know." Cody admitted. "I don't know if i was hallucinating or if I was going insane. Or if it was a side effect of recovering from Hellhound fever."
"Hellhound fever?" said Vaggie. "I thought only Hellhounds would get it, as its name implies."
"Well I got it. I was feeling like I had the cold for one day, then the next day... I.."
"He turned into a hellhound." Octavia pointed.
"For real?" said Charlie.
"Do you have a picture of him as one?" Vaggie couldn't help but her friend.
"Oh yes. I have a couple of pictures of him when he was a hellhound."
"Wait, what?"
"I'm sorry Cody. I couldn't help mys" she turned to Charlie and Vaggie. "He was so adorable. here, let me show you."
As the Goetia princess pulled out her phone, she showed the girls the pictures of Cody as a hellhound and the video of him acing Guitar Warrior at the arcade a few weeks ago.
Both Charlie and Vaggie couldn't help but squeal at how adorable he looked. Cody looked embarrassed as if Octavia was showing Cody's baby pictures, would have been a lot worse.
"You looked ao adorable." said Charlie. "I mean look at you."
"Very lindo." said Vaggie. "You were like a puppy like that."
"It was only for a whole day." Cody pointed. He slightly looked away from the three demon girls. "But I think I did see him. I never take drugs and I'm too young to take Marijuana or cocaine. Not that I would ever take them."
"No, of course not." said Octavia. "You're too good. I wouldn't expect less from you, Cody."
"I know."
"Honestly, I would love to meet him." said Charlie.
Octavia couldn't help but spit out her bloody Mary can and coughing. "Why would you ever want to meet the Lion of Judah?" she asked. "He is the Bane of all demons everywhere. His holy nature, and his... love for mankind."
"What does that make me?" asked Cody.
"Oh! no no no! don't take it that way." Octavia reassured him. "I would never think less of you as I have mentioned."
"Even though I have met Jesus?"
"Of course. Never doubt that. And I'm sure that Loona would think the same thing. Jesus or not... she really does care about you a great deal."
"Come on, every demon has a rainbow inside of them."
"Now that just makes me want to puke out my own stomach."
"Hey!" Vaggie defender her girlfriend. "How dare you insult my Charlie!"
"Easy Vaggie." said Octavia. "I mean no offense. I'm only saying that the Happy Hotel my not work, Charlie. I know you've convinced some demons."
"And I'll continue to help many demons as I can." Charlie boldly stated. "This i swear on my father's grave."
"I don't think Satan can die." Cody pointed meekly.
"Oh I know. i was just using it as a metaphor, Cody." said Charlie.
"I'm sorry. i meant no disrespect, Charlie." said Octavia. "It just might not work. That's all I'm saying."
"It will." said Charlie with a hopeful smile. "But Cody, i forgot to ask, what brings you here?"
"Loona and the guys are out to kill Sheryl Leach."
"Who?" said Charlie.
"The annoying woman who created..." he felt like gagging again at saying thay abominations name. "Barney." he said at last."
"Barney?" said the two lovers. They then had a look of shock and realized what he meant.
"Oh no.' Vaggie clenched her eyebrows with her fingers. "You don't mean that annoying so-called dinosaur, do you?"
"The one and only." Octavia.
"She was going to revive him, and I couldn't let that happen." Cody said. "I thought if she died, then the chance will never happen. It would he like... Van Halen with no Eddie Van Halen or Motorhead without Lemmy. If Sheryl is killed than Barney will die with her."
"Well sounds like you made the right choice." said Vaggie. "Every time I hear him, I just want to take out my own eardrums so I will never have to hear anything ever again."
"Normally i don't like to speak badly about many things, but what you mentioned is an exception, Cody." Charlie added. "She does have to go."
"I'm sure they'll succeed in it." Octavia smiled.
"Yeah, I mean it's not like she lives in a large mansion with security all around it, like a president's house would have."
The girls laughed with Cody and Vaggie said: "That's true." she cleared her throat and asked: "so how long have you been down here?"
"A few weeks now."
"And do you like it?" Vaggie asked.
"More or less." the boy admitted. "It's the place where bad people go when they die. But i'm glad it's not like Agony."
"Agony?" Charlie asked. "Oh you mean that video game wkth that demon who's mouth is sideway?"
"That's the one." Cody pointed.
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Loona the Caretaker
Narrativa generaleOn Immediate Murder Professionals, Loona the Hellhound takes in a poor boy named Cody, who lost his parents during a tragic house-fire and Loona suddenly grows to care for the boy. PS, I don't know why there is no Helluva Boss in the cartoon categor...