Loona the Caretaker

Throwing Away The Body

The house of Sheryl Leach was burnt down and all her collectibles of that annoying purple dinosaur was burnt to piles of ashes. Yes, it was another successful mission for I.M.P, one of the greatest accomplishments they had made now.

After the house was burnt down, Sheryl's decapitated body was hauled away by the demons and thrown in the middle of the wilderness for wolves, bears, vultures, or other wild animals to eat off of.

Her head was going to be kept as a trophy for I.M.P as a trophy, like a twisted version of Perseus and Medusa. But according to many people today, she might not be missed by a majority of the world's population.

"Well fellas, we did it!" said Blitzo. His own cohorts cheered after

"It's about time this happened." Vortex said. "Now we never have to hear about that gay-ass dinosaur ever again."

"No there will be no chance for a fucking Barney revival." Loona sneered. "Though what if her kids try to do it to keep her dream alive and what not?"

"Then we do the same thing to their mom, but probably worse." Moxxie said

"What can possibly be worse than what we did to that goody two-shoes cunt?" Millie asked

"Good point honey." Moxxie smiled

"What about Cody? won't he be upset we just killed other people like that?" Loona asked. "I don't want him to be judged in a very bad way."

"Well Loony, he won't have to worry about it. I mean we don't know if her retarded kids will bring back Barney. And if they do, then... what the kid doesn't know won't hurt him. Besides, I doubt that twat here will be missed. wouldn't even surprise me if animals shit on her."

"Good point." said Tex. "Mustn't overthink stuff anyway. It just gives you headaches."

"That's the fucking spirit!" Blitzo said. "No come on, we need to go before any witnesses see this." He hurriedly drove the van off and left Sheryl's decapitated corpse to rot in the wilderness.

As soon as they were far enough, the crew went to a nearby dumpster to get the car to be destroyed so no one will ever find it.

Finally, as soon as the car was demolished, the whole disgusted demons went to the wilderness again to transport themselves home without any witnesses seeing them.

"We'll be lucky if those D.H.O.R.K shitheads don't find us here." Moxxie said.

"Oh they are the least of our problems, dipshit." Loona doubted. "As Stolas put it, they're coots."

"I don't even know what he would find it funny." Blitzo admitted. "There's a bird called a coot that many people think are ducks but are in the moorhen family."

"Good to hear, Doctor Science." said Loona sarcastically. "Now come on, go!"

They all went back to the I.M.P office and the portal closed as everyone was accounted for. Loona and Tex changed back to their normal selves and they all cheered at the accomplishment. "Too easy!" Tex exclaimed.

"Way fucking easy, bitches!" Mlie exclaimed wildly while putting her favorite ax back in the usual spot.

"We better get Cody now." said Loona. "He'll be happy to see us."

"Of course he will." Moxxie smirked. "You love him."

"What? I don't love him! I'm a stone cold bitch and I have no emotions."

"Oh please." Moxxie said.

"Hey hey hey, we accomplished something amazing. No dissing on one another right now."

"Sorry Blitzo." Moxxie said in defeat.

"Don't tell him, tell me since I am his adopted daughter." Loona narrowed her eyes at the employee of the month.

"Just do it Moxxie, for the sake of keeping your job." Blitzo sang.

Looking defeated once again, Moxxie sighed and said: "Sorry, Loona" in a flat voice.

"That's more like it." Loona smiled with satisfaction.

Meanwhile at the Goetia manor, Stolas was showing Cody the wonders of the cosmos, or outer space. The boy was interested in it and the planets and the stars never cease to fascinate him. "I can assure you that there are other planets with life, Cody." Stolas said. "The reason why they don't really come to your planets is because, most don't really have the proper technology to get there, along with taking a long time. Some just really don't care and focus on their own homes."

"That makes a lot of sense." said Cody. "I knew there were such thing as aliens."

"ironically," said Stolas, "If you set foot on other planets, you would be considered an alien too."

"Right." Cody remembered hearing that somewhere. "Have you ever been to outer space, Stolas?"

"Unfortunately, my dear boy, no." the Goetia demon admitted. "But I always dream of going into the great unknown."

"You are one of the most powerful demons in hell." Cody said. "Anything's possible."

Stolas couldn't help but chuckle and admitted: "Sure I am powerful and influential, and I command twenty-six legions of demons, but even i have my limits."

"Cody! we're back!" Loona called from outside the large, fancy bedroom of this manor.

The human boy smiled and went out of the bedroom to greet his best demon friend. There she and others were just waiting for him

"Ah, there you are, Blitzy." Stolas warmly greeted as usual. "Care to join me in bed tonight?"

"Tomorrow?" Blitzo asked

"Of course, of course. I have nothing else better to do tomorrow."

Octavia rolled her eyes. "I might need a doggy bag." she muttered.

"Oh, it's you guys again." Charlie came up from the couch while looking at her sales. Vaggie was with her, though they were mostly making out before looking at the hotel sales pitch. Yes these two were inseparable.

"Great." Loona said. "Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-Dum."

"Hello Loona." Vaggie greeted.

"Yeah hey, Vag." Loona flatly said.

"did you kill her?" asked Cody.

"Oh yeah. And boy, did she die screaming?" he pulled out his bag and showed him Sheryl's detached him. "Look at what I got," he sang.

Cody gasped as seeing the disembodied head of the person who created the most annoying thing to him. It was pale from the blood loss and bags were under her eyes and her mouth was agape with her eyes open. "Oh my god!" Cody exclaimed. "I need a... I need a-" he looked around and found a nearby trashcan to throw up in.

"Aw, Blitzo!" Loona scolded before taking the head away from his adopted dad. "I thought you weren't going to show him the head."

"Sorry Loony, I couldn't help myself."

"Congratulations, Blitzo." Moxxie said sarcastically. "You just traumatized him even further."

"No, I'm alright." Cody gagged while still throwing up.