The actual nerve of Seymour Belmont! Him believing that a very nice boy like Cody was the son of Satan destined to destroy the whole world, or even all the universe? What that preacher was saying about him was complete hysteria, hypocrisy, and pure lunacy! But Cody decided to just brush it off and ignore him. But that wasn't what he was worried about. No, what if he reveals to the whole world about Hell existing and demons living under the Earth?
"Come on." Loona said. "If there is one kind of person many people hate more than anything, it would be bible thumpers and aggressive preachers. The world will never believe what Belmont would say to them. Not as long as he doesn't have any evidence."
"You saw him give me the 'I'm watching you' sign, right?" Cody asked. "And I'm not an Antichrist."
"Oh course not." Said the female hellhound. "If you were the Antichrist, you'd know, trust me."
"How?"
"You would have the ability to fly and lift powerful heavy objects with freaky strength. Plus, Lord Satan would announce if the Antichrist is finally born."
"But still, I need to be careful. Who knows what Mr Belmont will do to me."
"You won't be alone if he does see you again." The female hellhound said. "If Belmont wants you, he'll have to go through me." she unsheathed her claws to prove her point. Coming back into the apartment, there was Blitzo and Stolas waiting for them, and Octavia was on the couch listening to her music.
"Ah, there is the child of the hour." said the Goetia prince, looking happy to see Cody as always. Moxxie and Millie and Vortex were in the building as well. Octavia smiled and unplugged her earbuds to say hello to him. "Glad you can both make it."
"Hopefully it will be better than what I have seen earlier." Cody rolled his eyes.
Stolas looked confused. "What do you mean?"
"Well i just met Mr. Belmont on Earth and he thought I was the Antichrist."
"What?" said the others in disbelief.
"Wait, isn't he that preacher you hate so much?" asked Moxxie
"The one from Burger King?" Millie added.
"Uh-huh."
"You the Antichrist?" said Tex in disbelief. He then began to laugh. "Come on. That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard! There's no way in Hell - no pun intended- that you are the Antichrist."
"The nerve of that human being." said Octavia.
"Well, he sounds like he is out to kill me, something about a sacrifice to God to save Earth from Eternal hell. Mr Belmont thought that I was going to destroy the whole father what superpowers."
"Come on." Said Blitzo. "The day you would be the Antichrist is the day I would have cockatiels fly out of my dick. Or parakeets fly out of my anus."
"Ok, enough with your grossness." Said Moxxie. "You need to take a sensitivity class."
"Oh I would. If it wasn't so damn expensive!" Blitzo retorted.
"Alright, alright." Stolas said. "Please. The boy is probably going through enough as it is."
"But should I worry about Mr Belmont?" Asked Cody. "He sounds crazy!"
"Who exactly is he?" Asked Stolas.
"Some crazy preacher or bible thumper." Said Millie
"Yeah he is like modern day Jim Jones." Blitzo said. "Probably even worse than Jim Jones."
"Oh not another crazy preacher." Stolas facepalmed. "They are one of the worst kinds of people. Someone like Joseph Kony."
"Look. That guy doesn't have any followers with him." Said Loona. "Who can even follow or believe someone like that man?"
"good point." Cody admitted. "I can at least call the police if he tries to hurt or kill me."
"Why not just use your gun or axes on him?" Asked Tex
"it's not really a good idea for me to do that unless he attacks me first, Tex." Cody pointed. "I don't wanna go to jail for it."
"Ah, that's right." Stolas said. "The laws on Earth and standards that apply."
"Just try to be careful around him." Said Loona. "And just keep denying if he thinks Hell exists."
Cody brushed it off again and said: "ok. So, what's the good news?"
"Well," Stolas had an adorable smile on his face. "I have something special for you. Chop, that pig that you formed a bond with misses you so much so I decided to create a pen for him to live in."
"A pen?" Asked Cody. "Where?"
"behind the apartment where the pool is and park would be." Said Blitzo. "You know, the place with the playground behind the building."
"Oh. But would he need any friends?"
"That is where Bombshell comes in." Said Blitzo
"Who's Bombshell?"
"A horse that used to belong to Striker before we killed him, but that stallion is a really nice guy. Stolas here was more than happy to give him to me as a present."
"Can we even trust that thing?" Asked Loona. "He used to belong to one of our enemies."
"He is not a thing!" Blitzo said. "Bombshell is a gentle giant. Sure he loves to eat meat, but he is a real sweetheart on the inside."
"But will they get along?" Asked Tex. "Chop and Bombshell?"
"They are already in the pen right now." Said Octavia. "They are not fighting or anything." They all went outside to take a look at the new pen. It was as wide as the height of a two-story house and there was already a water trough and a regular food trough.
Chop was laying by Bombshell like they had become friends already, just minding their own business. The demon pig recognized Cody and got up to see him again, licking his face. "Hehe, I'm glad to see you too, Chop." Said Cody as he was petting his pig companion.
Bombshell looked curious about Cody and walked up to him. He lowered his neck and sniffed him a few times with his warm breath. Cody never seen this kind of beast before, and he hoped that Blitzo was right about him being a "sweetheart."
"Now Chop can be with you forever." Stolas said.
"Thank you, Stolas."
"the pleasure is all mine, Cody." The prince gently patted the boys' head.
"And now I can have this beauty to cuddle forever." Blitzo hugged Bombshell like he was his oversized stuffed animal."
"What is it with you and horses, Blitzo?" Tex asked
"No reason."
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Loona the Caretaker
General FictionOn Immediate Murder Professionals, Loona the Hellhound takes in a poor boy named Cody, who lost his parents during a tragic house-fire and Loona suddenly grows to care for the boy. PS, I don't know why there is no Helluva Boss in the cartoon categor...