Loona the Caretaker

Unfortunate Recent Discovery

Mr Belmont. A self-righteous person who thinks himself as the savior of mankind and the most pure being on Earth, but in reality, he was a pious, self-righteous douchebag. He was one of the worst kind of people and one that a person cannot stand. Even Ed and Beatrice cannot stand this fucker at all. And they were the perfect examples of what Christians should be like. Unfortunately; the same cannot be said about Timothy Belmont. This man was too proud and pious for his own good.

To him, he thought he was the most pure human being out there, but he is one of the worst. Belmont could say that he was a true son of God, but everyone saw him as the reincarnation of Jim Jones. A man who would do anything to have people "drink the Kool-Aid" in a dire situation.

He had no friends and had no one else to look up to, besides God. In his old house, Mr Belmont was having a case of champagne from the fridge and being bitter about the whole world as usual and he had the Bible with him. "There are many things wrong with the world today." He said to himself. "Only I can fix the world and it's problems."

after having his drink, he began praying on his bed and had a candle lit in his bedroom. "God almighty." He began praying. "There has to be a way for me to show the people of the world the way of your rules. Yes, the rules that Moses created in the Ten Commandments in your name all those centuries ago." It was silent. "Hmmm, maybe if there was a way to make everyone listen to us, then we can save the world." Silence was heard again. "I know you hate infidelity, father. So do I. One day, everyone will listen to me and come to their senses." He looked out his bedroom window, looking at some kids playing and riding their bikes. "One day soon, mankind will falter in their knees and beg me to show them the true way of your laws."

Turning on the TV, he saw a news report about the school shooting that happened at Cody's school and gasped. Dear lord." He gasped. "Those poor children." He bowed his head.

"Luckily," said the news reporter, "no child was killed in the process." Hear that was a great relief to Mr. Belmont. "The school was saved by a bunch of weird looking humans that prefer not to disclose themselves. A camera showed pictures of the demons and Cody with them outside the school during the shooting.

Now the pious man was a little confused. He realized that these humans looked a little odd, and looked closely at their pointed teeth.

"These unnamed humans are heroes that deserve a medal and recognition for their heroic act to save young innocent lives."

"Yes." Mr Belmont thought to himself, placing his right hand under his chin as he was thinking. "What kind of people are they?" Then he recognized those people at the Burger King that when he saw Cody before. "Ah, it's them," he had a look of distaste just thinking of what he thought of as "delinquents" especially the young woman with the half shaven hair. Yes, he had a big disdain for those kind of people, and he could tell that Cody's new friends were not liking him either when they had their eyes on him. "Bah, the young people today."

Belmont got off his couch and got himself more champagne. He accidentally spilled a few drops on the floor when he heard the door knocking.

"Who can that possibly be?" Thomas sounded a little annoyed. Nevertheless, he walked to the front door and revealed to be Agent One and Agent Two from the D.H.O.R.K organization. "And who might you be?"

"Pardon me," said Agent One, "but are you Thomas Belmont?"

"Yes. The one and only."

"We represent a group of demon hunters who are the bane of Satan and his minions."

"Really?" Said Mr Belmont. "Anyone who is an enemy of demons and Satan is a friend of mine."

"We know the world is overrun with stupid people that need to be purified." Said Agent Two

"More than any of us can count, yes." Mr Belmont made a chuckle. "Perhaps... perhaps we can work something out, like, create something like a better world for all without any wars or conflicts."

"Kind of the reason why we came here." Said Agent One, "we've heard about you and if we combine ourselves we can make the world a truly better place."

Mr. Belmont smiled. "I would be more than gladly to achieve making this world a perfect one."

In Hell, Cody was having a doughnut at the local coffee shop not far from the apartment. "So you sure you wanna forgive her?" Asked Loona

"Yeah I mean I can't hate her forever, even if I don't like her music so much"

"I understand." Said Loona. "Her beef with Blitzo is not really mine anyway. Still, that was nice of her to give you that gift card.

"Yeah I know. And I won't have to worry about her crazy fans coming after me when they find out."

"Even if they did find out about you and Verosika, they would have to go through me, and there is no way they would take you without me bitting their heads first."

"I don't think even my axes or gun can take them all out. There would be too many of them."

"Right."

"Oh! Speaking of which, feel like practicing with those babies?"

"Yeah, when I'm done with my doughnut."

Loona chuckled. "Of course, of course. And I still need to finish my coffee anyway." As they were both finished fiery there treats, they went to the IMP headquarters to practice. While still slowly getting better, Cody was still struggling a little with his hand axes. But he was still a little boy and he is still not ready to fight head on yet.