Loona the Caretaker

Slowly Building A Dangerous Congregation

Adam and Lute were behind curtains as Mr Belmont was in his priest outfit and called for an assembly for everyone in town to listen. Well, not everyone in town would want to come listen to him, for most of the townspeople still hate him, are incredibly annoyed, and do anything to avoid his pious preaching. Despite many people still hating Belmont, the callous man knows that with Adam around, he will have some followers and supporters to help take care of the supposed "Antichrist" Cody Laurent. "Attention dear citizens." he announced through the microphone. "Testing, testing, check check, 1,2,3." he tapped on it a few times to see if it was working properly. "Perfect. Now then; I have some very grave news."

There was silence by the many people that attended this little meeting that Belmont organized for everyone to hear. "This better be good, Belmont." said Dave, who was with Selma as part of one of the many patriots gathering around to hear what Belmont had to possibly say.

"Oh, but this is the most important news everyone in the whole world needs to hear." Said Belmont. "Anyway, there is the Antichrist that is going to threaten the Earth and perish us all with it."

Rolling their eyes, Dave and Selma were already knowing what this preacher was talking about. "You've gotta be kidding me." Selma sighed.

"He is a child and he is known to be extremely dangerous and violent. If we continue to let him live, he will just cause Hell eternal for us and our beloved Earth His name is Cody Laurent, and do not let his so-called innocent face fool all of you. No. Cody is our own worst enemy."

While he was speaking, Boulder and his gang were listening in on the speech from across the street as they ate at a McDonald's. "There he goes again." said Boomslang

"Doesn't that fucking preacher ever learn to shut the fuck up?" Boulder rolled his eyes before taking a bite of his Big Mac and nodded his head.

"What he needs is a lobotomy." said Nacho.

"The sooner he dies, the better." said Tomahawk. "Though, i hope there is still a place for all of the most evil human beings to suffer after they die. Since Cody told us that Hell is kinda like Earth. But does that mean that Hitler, Stalin, Mugabe, Idi Amin, and all those evil leaders are just living normal lives down there?"

"Well, the kid did say that he saw an evil African warlord get sentenced to eternal torment." said Buffalo.

"If it is Joseph Kony, then thank the heavens." said Boomslang. "I heard that the evil bastard got killed by the Bangui police in the Central African Republic."

"Yeah, there's gotta be something served for the most evil kind of humans in the world." said Boulder.

"Cody is not what you all think he is." Belmont continued speaking. "This evil being is the actual Antichrist that will bring Hell everlasting upon us. If you are all familiar with the fire not too long ago, then it was not an accidental one. No! It was the work of the Antichrist himself! This child is the cause of the fire in the first place! Yes, he is the Antichrist. The doombringer!"

"Bullshit!" said Dave in protest. "I have known that kid for a long time and there is no way in Hell that he is the-" he was cut off by a punch in the face by Fletus.

"Shut up, you atheist asshole!" said Fletus. "Don't you talk about Father Belmont like that!"

Selma helped her husband up from the ground as he was tending to his mouth. Luckily, his jaw didn't break but it did cut his upper lip. "Why you stupid brute!" said Selma. "Nobody hurts my hubby and gets away with it!"

"Quiet, babe, or yer gonna regret it!"

"Peace, Fletus." Belmont calmly said to his follower. To Dave and Selma, he then added. "I am trying to save your souls. The boy is the Antichrist, you unbelievers."

Both Dave and Selma just kept quiet and scowled at the fanatical preacher.

"And i figured many of you wouldn't believe me. So for that, i have someone to help me with that." Belmont continued. "Adam, Lute, come on out and give me a helping hand from the heavens." The two angels came from behind curtains in a regal matter, and just when he looked majestic, Adam pulled out his guitar and did a crazy solo with it and was shredding like crazy.

"Rock n roooooollll!" he exclaimed.

Mr. Belmont had his ears covered by his heads from what he would think of it as "Infernal noise". He did not look amused by this at all.

Many of the towns people were shocked to see Adam and his lovely assistant. "Now listen, people, i know you and Mr. B here have have some shitty issues together, but if you don't believe him," he gave the preacher a rough pat on the head three times, though the latter still looked unamused by Adam's rock n roll personality. "The boy you might or might not have known, Cody Laurent, is certainly the Antichrist without any fucking doubt. I am an actual angel from Heaven and I can tell you some stories about him."

"But you don't even know him." Lute whispered to her superior.

"I know that, but he is still dangerous." Adam scowled at her. "And take it from our humble friends from DHORK, the amazing and righteous agents that kill demons in the name of the Lord."

Many people in the crowd began murmuring to each other about Adam and his powers. Many of the townspeople were starting to believe Belmont and his cronies now. Of course, not all of them were believing him. Dave, Selma, Uncle Boulder, his gang, and some others were still not convinced. No, these people knew Cody for a long time and they knew that he would never intentionally set fire to his own house and kill his own parents in the process,