Loona the Caretaker

Creepy Demon Clown

In the same doctor where Cody visited before when he turned into a hellhound pup from Hellhound fever, the doctor looked a little uninterested and had golfing clothes on him. "What the fuck is this all about?" asked Dr. Goldstein, sounding rather impatient.

"Hey you're the doctor, dipshit." said Loona. "Cody got himself a case of the... atomic runs."

"Yeah, it was really painful." Cody pointed. "It was like lava or acid was coming out of... you know, but I just ate one mint cookies and that's it." he clenched his stomach from how uncomfortable he felt from the bad case of diarrhea.

Goldstein couldn't help but chuckle and said: "Ha, poor kid. That must have been a wild ride. He felt Loona grab his throat, squeezing the air out of him.

"Laugh at his pain again," Loona snarled while gritting her teeth, "And you will die in the most awful way possible."

"I'd listen to her, Doc." said Blitzo. "She knows how to... get under people's skin with her claws."

Dr. Goldstein looked terrified at the female Hellhound's threat and gulped. "Ok! ok! i'm sorry!" he gagged. Just like that, he felt thr weight on his throat being released.

"Are you sure he's the guy thay can tell me what's wrong?" asked Cody. "Why can't we see a human doctor?"

"Because if we do," Loona said, "then it would eventually lead to every living human gettibg suspicious about Helloxide abd then the scientists would look at it, and it could potentially expose the secret of our world to them."

"Oh. That's right. I forgot you gave to keep it a secret from everyone on earth."

"Exactly." Blitzo pointed. "Or we'll get in big legal trouble with Satan. Do you know what happened to the last poor sap who got in legal trouble?"

"No."

"Good. We'll keep it that way." said Loona.

"Anyone under lord Satan's mercy would be the unluckiest person dead or alive." said Doctor Goldstein. "So let me take a look at you." so he did the usual things doctors would do in patients, except check in... unfamiliar parts of the human body, and he looked at the diagnosis.

"Have you found anything?" asked Loona with her arms crossed

"Oh yes." said Dr. Goldstein. "It appears that your little cookies contained Helloxide, which in turn, has negative impact on Cody, for his body wasn't able to handle the chemicals of Helloxide.

"So you're saying he was poisoned?" asked Blitzo.

"yes, thank you for saying it in a more retarded way." Goldstein said. Blitzo just rolled his eyes at that petty insult.

"I'm not gonna die am I?" asked Cody.

"No, no, no. No need to panic or worry." the doctor told him. "You ate one cookie and just get yourself some proper medication, drink lots of water, and eat a ton of fiber to help with that stomach over time. But i would advise you stay away from anything that has Helloxide in it."

"So i'll be ok?"

"Oh yeah. You will be just fine as long as you follow the instructions I mentioned to you. It's a good thing you ate just one of those cookies."

"What if I ate more than one?"

"Than... let's just say you would be... pushing up sunflowers right now."

Cody looked confused and had his right eyebrow raised, obviously not knowing what the doctor meant.

"Dead." Goldstein clarified.