All of I.M.P couldn't wait to kill the very person who created that annoying, insufferable, purple so-called dinosaur that most little kids loved until they reached the proper age. He ruined the minds of many good children in the world years ago, but now IMP had to do everything to stop the creator from ever bringing him back to the screen. Cody was still a little unsure about this, but he hated him more than anything, and decided to go through with this. With Sheryl going to die, he would never have to face one of the things he hated any time soon, and Loona was looking especially happy to go out and kill her with the guys.
"So Cody, aren't you coming with us?" Loona asked him
"Well, I don't really hate her. Just Barney." the boy said to the female hellhound admittedly. "But with her dead that annoying monster will never see the light of day again. That and... I don't want Jesus to think of me as a terrible person when I die, and God smites me down here."
"Wait, we'll be with you if you do end up down here." said Millie
"yeah, we'll keep you company." Moxxie added
"Thanks guys," Cody smiled gratefully before frowning again. "But I might never see my parents again if I get sentenced down here."
"But we'll kill her, not you." said Vortex.
"Yeah, but... I gave you guys permission to do this thing." Cody reminded. "So, I prefer if I stay here."
"Are you sure?" said Blitzo asked him. "You can deliver the killing blow on her after we're doing mutilating her... you know."
"Her what?" asked Cody
"You don't want to know." said Loona. "Look, if you don't want to come with us. that's fine, but... who's gonna watch over you?"
"Can Stolas and Octavia help me? I'm friends with them." the boy suggested. "Considering that I performed bongos for Octavia's concert."
"I can call her." Loona said. So the female hellhound did just that, and called her own friend. "Hey Octavia, it's me." She explained to him what was going on, and she waited for a response for all of this. She said: "Awesome. Thank you so much. Yeah yeah, bye." she hung up the phone before replying: "We happen to be in luck. She says she will be more than happy to spend some time with you."
"Yes!"
"But before we go on Earth, are you sure you don't want to come with us to end the legacy of Barney once and for all?"
"It will be really fun to see her suffer worse than down here." Moxxie sang.
"I'm sure." Cody repeated.
"Very well. It's your call." said Tex. "If there's any trouble, give us a call."
"I will. I promise." Cody smiled.
So Blitzo dropped off the boy at the Goetia palace and Octavia was waiting there with her father.
As soon as the boy was dropped off, the IMP crew were more than happy to open the portal to where Sheryl Leach lives in. "Well Cody, it's always delightful to have you here." said Stolas. "Can I get you anything?"
"Nope. I'm good." the boy politely stated.
They all walked inside the royal palace and Stolas said: "This has to be one of the greatest things Blitzy and his cronies are doing. Killing the one Karen thay created that purple abomination all those years ago."
"She was planning to revive him, and I do not want to see him on TV again. He was just so annoying. If I have to hear him sing that stupid song again..." he made a small growl, not wanting to finish his sentence.
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Loona the Caretaker
General FictionOn Immediate Murder Professionals, Loona the Hellhound takes in a poor boy named Cody, who lost his parents during a tragic house-fire and Loona suddenly grows to care for the boy. PS, I don't know why there is no Helluva Boss in the cartoon categor...