Loona the Caretaker

First Lobotomy In A Long Time

Cody sure felt triumphant about scaring Bruce and his bully cronies. "I did it! I did it!" Cody sang to himself while doing a cabbage patch. Loona chuckled, still naked with her unmentionables covered by her fur, and walked up to him, hugging him close to her body.

"We did it." said Loona with a smile. "But you should have seen the look on their faces."

"Right? I think they pooped their pants!" Cody laughed. "Bruce looked like he was about to have a heart attack, and he's only ten!" He couldn't help but laugh at Bruce's misery and trauma some more.

"Guys!" Loona scolded. "I'm naked here, hello?"

"Oh we can't see your naked body, but it's ok for Cody?" Moxxie said

"Just get back in there for a moment!" Loona snapped, looking scary again. "Before i fucking rip your eyes out!"

Obviously scared of Loona's temper, the three imps got back in the closet in a frantic hurry. Loona got herself back in her usual attire and looked at Cody

"Sorry if I scared you, kid."

"Yoi didn't. Even though your fur was covering... you know."

"Yeah, but I like my privacy." Loona admitted. "OK guys, you can come out now." she sang to the three other demons.

The three imps got together and laughed and cheered at this victory over those mean boys. "Priceless!" Blitzo said. "I always knew that even kids can have a little spark of evil inside of them."

"Technically, there's good and evil in every human sir."

"You're making things too real again." Blitzo said, pulling out his "Piss" perfume at his employee of the month. "Naughty Moxxie."

"Can't I ever get a break from this, Blitzo?" Moxxie asked.

"Where's the fun in that?" Blitzo asked with a smirked.

"Whatever." Moxxie said. "This was really good thinking, Cody."

"Yeah this was absolutely genius." Loona said.

"If only Vortex was here to see it."

"Well I got it on video." Cody admitted. "And yeah Vortex can be scary but I wanted Loona to help me because she can be quiet, and... my brother said that the quiet kind of people can be scary."

"He is not wrong." said Millie.

"And Vortex wouldn't have fit inside this house."

"Fair point." Blitzo admitted.

"And good job on that smoke, Blitzo." Cody congratulated him.

"Aw it was nothing."

"And the lightning sounds and red lights, Moxxie, Millie."

"When it comes to demons, we know how to scare the sh- i mean, crap out of people's pants." Millie said.

"That was probably one of the funnest things I have done in a while." Moxxie said.

"Wait, what about Bruce? Won't he tell the police about this?"

"I doubt they'll believe him, Cody." Loona sounded skeptical. "Bullies like him are as rotten as they come."

"And they are kids for Satan's sake!" Blitzo said. "Most people don't take most shit seriously from kids. They'll just think he's crazy and his parents might just put him in therapy."

"Besides, Bruce got what je deserved, along with his friends." Moxxie pointed.

"I know, but what if the police do believe him and his friends?" Cody asked

"Come on, you worry too much, sweetie." Millie said. "You're a kid and kids should loosen up."

"Yeah, I guess i do worry too much." the kid confessed. "I don't think anyone will believe them about an evil hellhound out to consume kids' flesh."

"There you go." Loona said. "What's important is that those little turds will never bother you again."

"Totally. At least I didn't kill him." Cody remarked. "Well, we should get out of here before someone sees us." Everyone didn't just that and went back to hell.

Everyone decided to go get some ice cream as a celebration for scaring those bullies like that. Wacky Wally greeted them again and the four Imps decided to just have vanilla cupcake cones. Vortex was there, and it turns out the burly, buff, but gentle Hellhound paid for the ice cream ahead of time, and the group all sat with him.

"So how did the scaring go?" asked the male hellhound.

"It was so fun." Cody said. "We got it on video if you want to see it."

"Please show me. I'm dying to see how it went. Though, I don't know why you didn't include me. Not that I had a problem with it."

"Because the house was too small for you to fit in." Moxxie said.

"We would have hired you but it's like Mox said." Millie added.

"Oh OK."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute." Loona looked a little embarrassed. "I don't know if you should see it, Tex." she slightly turned away while slightly blushing.

Tex obviously looked confused. "Why not? I love scaring pranks."

"Well... I'm..." Loona tried to get the proper words to tell her crush the reason.

"She's in her birthday suit." Blitzo pointed

"Blitzo!" Loona snapped.

"What? I was trying to clear the air for him."

"It's ok, Loona. Your body is covered in fur."

"Yeah Loona, it's nothing to be embarrassed about." Tex pointed. "And... don't tell my girlfriend, but... I go to strip clubs sometimes."

"Oh... really?" Loona blushed some more.

"Like I said, don't tell my girlfriend." Tex looked sneaky.

"Oh great, we have a pervert." Blitzo sighed.

"Wait a minute. I'm not a pervert." said Tex. "Besides, how many times did you and Stolas f-" he looked at Cody and finished by saying: "Had a good time in bed? Or Verosika when you guys were dating?"

"That's completely different." Blitzo tried to defend himself.

"No it isn't, Mr. Hypocritical." Loona said.

"Blitzo, we all have urges." said Tex.

"OK, OK, you got me."

"Come on, i want to see the video." Millie said.

"Please?" Cody said.

They all agreed as Cody pulled out his phone to show them how it all went down. They were amazed by how awesome and scary that was, and laughed at how scared the bullies looked.

"Oh, this is so amazing." said Tex, wiping a tear from his eye from all that laughter.

The next day in school, Cody was in class and Bruce was nowhere to be seen. As Miss Stacey was teaching them about the novel: "Hatchet", there came an aid with a kid in a chair.

It appeared to he Bruce, but the hair on the forehead was gone with some stitches and he looked rather... dumb or stupid like a husk or a vegetable of some kind.

"Ooh, what happened to Bruce?" said Stacey. "Is he ok?"

"He's fine." said the aid. "He just had a lobotomy yesterday."

Miss Stacey was rather shocked. "Lobotomy? isn't that against the law?"

"Only when it is not an extreme case, then yes. His parents deemed him too unstable hearing his stories of seeing demons in a haunted house, they decided to give him a lobotomy to make him more... un-traumatized.

Cody looked a little guilty and slightly turned away. He couldn't help but ask: "How do you feel, Bruce?"

"Duuuuuuuhhhhhhh." was all the bow former-bully could say.

Still, Cody was rather happy that Bruce will never pick on him again and maybe this can be a break.