Loona the Caretaker

Blackmail At Its Finest

It was only a few hours before Crymini's party, and Cody could hardly wait for tonight. Then A knock on the door was heard and Cody was the one who answered it as Loona was in the shower, and Blitzo? Well... he was hungover a little bit and he was sleeping on the couch. Typical, but Loona was going to come out of the shower soon, and Cody wouldn't have to deal with Blitzo any longer. What Cody saw gave him a sick feeling to his stomach. Once again, it was Cash Buckzo looking as sleazy and untrustworthy as ever, and he looked like had a devious plan on him. "Ah, Cody, nice to see you again." said Cash.

"What do you want?"

"Well, i wanted to have you come with me to beg Tilla's forgiveness and try to talk some sense into my own ex."

"No. I'm not going to help you." said Cody, trying to be firm with him.

He was just about to close the door on him, but Cash stopped him with hs right foot. "Oh yes you will, runt." he said before popping his head to Cody over the slightly opened door. "One way or another, you will have me go to her for my forgiveness, whether you like it or not."

"Why?"

"Because if you don't, then... let's just say i know about the slutty Verosika Mayday in rehab because of you." A cold chill went down Cody again, and he heard about how rabid Verosika's own fans were, and how they would do anything for her. First Fizzaroli and now Cash knows about this? It looked like the small nine-year old boy was in another heavy pickle. If there was one thing he didn't want; it would be to get chased or hunted down by Verosika's fans for unintentionally getting her back into rehab. Cody knew how dangerous Hell can be down here and he gave a small breath.

Looking at Blitzo's father, he said: "If i do this, will you promise not to tell her fans about me?"

"You have my word, little man." said Buckzo, putting a hand on the kids' right shoulder. "And after this, i will make it worth your while."

"How?"

"I'll give you a shining reward of fifty cash bucks." Cash gave him an unctuous smile. "So, come along, time to make it worth it my while." Cody had a very bad feeling about this, and he was worried about getting in trouble with Loona once again from before, and he might get a more longer period of being grounded. Nevertheless, his life would be on the line, and he reluctantly went with Blitzo's shitty father to wherever Tilla might be.

"Where is she?"

"Don't worry, Cody." said Cash with a devious smile. "She's not very far. She lives in a nice house about a mile and a half. And this won't take long." This house looked rather nice, and it looked nicer compared to other houses in Hell, which usually looked either average or in complete messes. Flowers bloomed on both sides of the brick walkway to the house. "Here we are." said Blitzo's father. "The home of my skanky- oh, i mean, lovely ex-wife. Just give her my deepest condolensces and tell her how sorry i am to her."

"OK. I don't know what good it will do, but i'll only do it for my life."

"Good." Cash had his devious smile. "Now go on, kid. Do it."

Walking a little slowly towards Tilla's house, Cody took a breath and knocked on the door, waiting for someone to come answer him. It took a minute and he heard the sound of faint footsteps getting louder every second, and finally, there came a tall, beautiful female demon with raven black hair with small horns on her head, and she looked taller than most imps, even Blitzo. "Oh. Hello." said she. "You're the little boy i've watched TV."

"Yeah, that's me."

"My Satan, you are the most adorable little human i have ever seen. Cody right?" said Tilla.