The Blood Burger smelled as repulsive as ever, but it did have tasty food regardless. Cody and Loona found Tex, Crystal, and Serena together at a booth in the back, and They sat over to where they were.
"Hey guys." Said Crystal. "Glad you can make it here."
"We wouldn't have missed it for the better." Said Loona, sitting in a separate booth with the kid, behind the three hellhounds. "Anything new going on with you guys?"
"Nope. Same old stuff." Said Serena "You guys?"
"I think I got Stolas in trouble." Cody blurted. Crystal and Serena didn't exactly know what the boy meant. "But it wasn't my fault."
"No, of course not." Said Loona.
"What do you mean?" Asked Crystal.
"I didn't mean to anger Abdrealphus." Cody continued. "And he's going to have Stolas-"
"Don't worry about it." Loona said. "Just remember it wasn't your fault. Stolas can handle this." She looked at her friends and explained the whole situation to her three hellhound cohorts.
When she was done explaining it to them, the three were absolutely surprised to hear of the most recent news. "Jesus." Said Tex. "Abdrealphus is angry huh?"
"That must have been intense." Said Serena
"I'm really glad I wasn't there when it happened." Crystal added
"I know I'm big and strong and all," said Vortex, "but I think Abdrealphus would have just froze me if I tried to fight him. I may not know the guy, but he is unpredictable and literally cold-hearted from what I heard about him."
"What would be the point?" Said Loona. "Killing a Goetia can get you in gigantic trouble anyway. They are haughty, rich shitheads after all."
"Look, I just need to try and forget about it." Cody breathed. "Besides, Stella sounded like a mean lady."
"Heh, a mean lady would be an understatement." Said Loona. "If you ever want to get married one day, do not end up with a woman like her."
"I'll remember that." Cody said. "But I'm doing ok, I'm off from school for a week because of those demons shooting up the place."
"Ah yeah, Tex told us about that." Said Serena
"Chorts are a real pain the a- I mean neck." Crystal added. "I know, there's a kid present."
"I'm used to those cuss words." Cody said.
"Yeah, but you still really shouldn't be saying any of the seven cuss words." Said Tex. "Notice how there's a parallel with that. Seven deadly sins and seven bad words."
"Ok."
"Just don't worry and try to forget about the whole thing." Said Crystal.
"Yeah, Stolas can do something about this." Serena added
"But it's probably best to stay away from Abdrealphus." Said Loona. "People like him are unpredictable. He kinda has a playful side to him."
"What do you mean, Loona?" Asked Cody.
"He's been known to freeze some demons just for kicks sometimes."
A cold chill went down poor Cody's spine just thinking of the thought of Abdrealphus turning him into a human popsicle. "Why do I believe that. He almost tried to kill me when he thought I killed Stella."
"Yeah, we're glad you're alright." Said Tex. "I don't even care about the laws of the Goetia family of pompous shithe- I mean, family of pompous fools."

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Loona the Caretaker
Tiểu Thuyết ChungOn Immediate Murder Professionals, Loona the Hellhound takes in a poor boy named Cody, who lost his parents during a tragic house-fire and Loona suddenly grows to care for the boy. PS, I don't know why there is no Helluva Boss in the cartoon categor...