Loona the Caretaker

Proper Punishment For Kidnapping Cody

The greatest relief has come to this little boy's life, possibly even greater relief when Loona saved him from the fire almost a month ago. Jesus Christ himself, the only son of God coming down to save him from being lobotomized by these demon agents who are no better than most demons in Hell. Yes, and it was perfect timing as well that he came to save Cody from D.H.O.R.K.s, though he wondered if Loona and the guys know that he was being taken a hostage by the demon hunters.

Agent One and Agent Two were in a complete paralysis of shock and awe, and a touch of horror knowing that the Lion of Judah might punish them for trying to "help out" Cody get rid of his knowledge of demons or anything considered demonic.

"Look, my lord, we are only trying to do things in your service. We are trying to help others for the greater good of the world." Agent One said.

Jesus was silent, and then looked disappointed. "A lot of human beings who were evil or are not meant to live in my beautiful home had some the same kind of statement as you have." he finally said. "Many people who have done unimaginable things in my name have said the same argument as you have. People similar to Jim Jones."

"What?" said Agent Two in disbelief as she was insulted by the worst kind of insults, along with her partner. "We are nothing like that Bible thumper!"

"We wouldn't make our followers drink poison Kool-aid like he did with his followers." Agent One pointed

"you do not have to do something like that to prove that you are committing acts of evil." Jesus said. "And I can assure you that what you are doing is absolutely evil. Giving people suspected of seeing demons against their will."

"Suddenly, there was the sound of people screaming outside of the supposed operating room, and the others looked to see what was happening through the other side of the double doors, and the screams sounded like they were in pain. Jesus looked surprised to hear the loud commotion from the the other room.

"Tell us where he is, you fuck wad!" said a female voice. "Tell us, or i will fucking rip out your balls and make you eat them!"

"Loona?" Cody sounded happy to her thay angry voice.

"Oh my goodness." said Jesus, still looking shocked and surprised. "I hear all of that violence going on out there."

"Great, It's those demons again." said Agent Two.

"Don't worry, the Lord here will save us." Agent One said.

"Save you? I am here to save Cody." Jesus sternly said. "You have committed atrocities."

"But you're the son of God." said Agent One.

"Yeah, you have to help us."

"Sorry, but I cannot help you murder Cody's new friends in cold blood."

"What?" said Agent Two. "Has the world gone fucking crazy?!"

"Life can be crazy at times." said Jesus. "Sometimes the unexpected can happen when you least expect it."

"Can you please get me out of here?" asked Cody.

"Of course, my child." Jesus smiled at the kid. He promptly did just that, and calmly got Cody out of the straps holding him down while the doctor, and the two agents looked on at the door to hear more of the other agents being killed and suffering horrible deaths.

Cody happily hopped out of the operating board. "Thank you so much, Jesus." Cody said to the lamb of God

"I am glad you are alright." said Christ.

After more harrowing sounds of screams of pain and agony, Jesus looked surprised and uneasy again at hearing them, then the demons came through the door.

"Alright, where's-" Loona, Blitzo, Vortex, Stolas, Octavia, Crystal, Serena, Moxxie, Millie, Tommy, and Celeste were ready to kick some more butt, however, they all froze to see the lord himself with Cody next to him. "Cody?" Loona said.

"Loona!" the boy shouted, happy to see her friends.

Loona ran up to him for a hug as if she was his own mother. "Are you ok?" asked the hellhound

"Yeah. Thanks to Jesus." Cody smiled.

Everyone looked at the son of God, and Tommy looked surprised to see him, along with his wife.

"Jesus?" asked Tommy before he and and Celeste bowed down to their savior in the greatest respect.

"Mon dieu." said Celeste. "I never thought I would see ze son of God like zis."

Jesus made a humble chuckle and said: "Enchante, madame."

"J'adore, Jesus." Celeste had a few tears in her eyes.

"And I love you too." Jesus said.

"Jesus," said Tommy. "Mom and dad." he felt a few tears escape his own face. "Are they safe? Are they alright?"

"They are just fine." Jesus warmly said. "And they are happy in Heaven. Always thinking about you, and your brother."

Tommy have never felt so relieved to hear those words. "Thank god." he breathed. Yes, turns out he and Cody's parents are in a better place and are ok."

"Time to die, demons!" Agent One pulled out one of his pistols, only to have Jesus boom his voice.

"No!" Jesus shouted as loud as thunder. "Enough of this."

Loona and company were surprised and were silent.

"You have committed atrocities and now you will be punished severely for your actions." Jesus sounded stern again.

"Fuck yeah they will!" Blitzo pulled out his gun.

"Let me at them, Blitzo." Moxxie pulled out his own guns. "Time to make this bloodbath ever more bloody."

"No, no, no, there is no need for any more violence." said Jesus. "I know a perfect way to settle this." turning back to the agents, he ordered: "Drop your weapons."

The two agents did just that and the sounds of their guns clinking on the floor were heard. The doctor with them also dropped his surgical drill.

"Now then, I think I know a perfect punishment for you all." Jesus smiled.

"I hope it's good." said Octavia

"Octavia," Stolas chided, "never questioned Jesus."

Jesus was then thinking of what the proper punishment should be and smiled at his idea.

To everyone's amusement, the agents and doctor were wearing diapers strapped to the ceiling and dangling as if it was a bungee jump, and their underwear was being pulled mercilessly.

Yes, they were being wedgied and wearing diapers as punishment. Yes, it was humiliation.

Loona couldn't help but record this on her phone. "I love this." she smiled. Everyone else was laughing at the misery of these agents

"You will both live out the rest of your days with yourselves and cowardice as your only friends." Jesus said. "And the next time you do this to anyone else, I will smite thee."

The agents grew afraid of those words and knew that they would be sent to hell if they did this to Cody again.

"Yes, lord Jesus." said the agents as they were grunting and screaming in pain some more.

As soon as they had their fun, everyone left the agents and the doctor in their painful punishment.

"Cody, we're so glad you're ok, kiddo." said Tex. "Are you hurt?"

"Nope. I'm ok."

"I am really glad you are safe." said Loona. "I thought I would lose you forever."

"We all did." said Blitzo

"Looks like my work here is done." Jesus boldly stated. "We'll meet again, Cody. And I'll be waiting for you."

he slowly vanished into thin air with the sound of angels singing.

"well, I guess we came all this way here for nothing." said Blitzo

"Well, we got to see those dorks get wedgied and bounced like that." Millie pointed

"Yeah, I love seeing that kind of humiliation." Loona smirked.