Loona the Caretaker

Audience From Lucifer Himself

The cake was still very delicious to eat in Blitzo' apartment. Cody was eating another slice, but he still couldn't get his mind off those D.H.O.R.K morons that he met at Dave's diner. It was a good thing they didn't find out about more about him, and that he was friends with these demons.

"Whaat?" said Blitzo in his bedroom with Loona talking about the little situation. "Those fuckers interrogated Cody?"

"Kinda." Loona admitted. "I didn't think they would come to that diner in the first place."

"Did they hurt the kid?"

"No. They didn't." Loona said. "And thank Satan for that too."

"Well I'm more shocked that those fucking cocksuckers got footage of us with those cameras!" Blitzo sounded really worried about this situation. "We'll get in so much trouble! I know we will!"

"People know how to create fake shit on the internet, d- Blitzo. I don't think the people of the world will buy any of the crap those agents will tell them or show them about." Loona said.

"Fair enough."

As Cody was eating his cake, he hoped he would never have to deal with those agents again. As he took three more bites, he heard a knock on the door.

Putting his fork down, he went to get it.

He was rather a little scared to see a large, hulking demon that had a goat's head and man's body with wings. He also had wings on his back and a demon tail. He also had goat horns on his head, black and shiny.

"Whoa!" Cody yelped and stood back.

The creature set foot inside the appartment with the deep sound of his hooves clopping. "I've finally found you, Cody Laurent." he said in a deep, almost beastly voice.

"What do you want?" Cody said. He pulled out his cross and the large goat demon gasped at seeing the symbol of holy. "You'll never eat me!"

"Gah! too holy!" said the demon. "Too clean! too clean! Keep that away from me for fuck sake!" then he got up. "Just kidding, that doesn't work on me." he got back up.

Loona and Blitzo rushed to where Cody was and looked surprised to see who came to greet him. "Oh. Baphomet." Blitzo recognized him. "It's you."

"Look, i mean no harm." said the large demon. "I have no intention to eat you, boy. I am Baphomet, a demon of balance and a guardian of Hell."

"What do you want with me?" asked Cody.

"Well, i have come here to tell you something important." he then picked Cody up with his large hands, making Loona's heart pound rapidly. "You have been requested to be an audience for the Dark Lord."

Cody was surprised and said: "Satan?"

"Yes." said Baphomet plainly. "Satan, Lucifer, Chieftain of the Fallen Angels, same person with different names."

"Am i in trouble for being down here?"

"No, of course not." said Baphomet. "He would just like to meet you."

"And he doesn't want to eat me, right?" Cody asked "And you're not going to kill me, are you?"

"Of course not." Baphomet narrowed his eyes. If the dark lord himself wanted to eat you, he would come here personally and do it. And, if i was going to kill you, I would just tear out your arms and legs before eating your soul."

"Too far, dude!" Loona berated.

"What? it's true. It's not like I would do it on him anyway." Baphomet clarified.

"And are you sure I am not in trouble?"

"Yes." the large demon nodded his head to confirm it. "If you were in trouble," he then put Cody back down on the floor, "I would just carry you to him myself. My lord just wants to meet you."

"OK." Cody said. "Can i at least bring Loona with me? I want to feel more comfortable."

"Very well." Baphomet remarked.

"If Loony goes, then i go with her!" Blitzo promptly stepped up.

"Whatever. Satan can get a little lonely anyway." Baphomet looked at Cody with his goat eyes and said: "Do not keep him waiting for a long period of time. He is not the most patient kind of person, Cody. Meet me in front of his palace in one hour. I'll be waiting.

"Okay." Cody gulped. "I'll be there. Where is his palace?"

"I can point it out for you." said Blitzo.

"Blitzo are you insane?!" said Loona.

"Do not worry, little hellhound." Baphomet reassured her. "Satan just wants to meet him."

"Alright." Cody said.

Baphomet walked out of the apartment with more sounds of his hooves clopping on the floor like a horse was in the building.

"Guys, what should I do?" Cody said. "What if he does want to eat me?"

"Don't worry Cody." said Loona. "There's no way the king of Hell will eat you. Not as long as I'm still standing." she sounded confident and bold.

"Or as long as I'm standing either." said Blitzo. "For good measure, I will call M and M over here too."

"And Vortex." Loona said

"Oh not him!" said Blitzo

"Yes him!" Loona narrowed her eyes at him in annoyance. "He is Cody's friend too."

"Fine." Blitzo didn't sound too pleased, but he reluctantly did it anyway. About ten minutes passed and Cody was still worried about meeting the king himself. Does he really want to meet Cody? or was it all a ruse.

Finally, the Imp couple and Vortex came in the apartment.

"We're here, Blitzo." said Vortex.

"Are you ok, Cody?" asked Moxxie.

"I'm fine. Just... nervous."

"We'll make sure he doesn't do anything to you and hurt your pretty little face." Millie added.

"And we don't care if we get punished." said Vortex.

"There's no way we'll let Satan hurt you if he will." Moxxie said.

Cody smiled and said: "thanks guys.

Blitzo then drove them all to where Satan's place was and it was a large castle, far bigger than Stolas' place and it was colored in red and two red torches were place at the front door. Baphomet himself was at the gate and he had his arms crossed.

"Ah, you have come at last." said Baphomet. "And I see you brought more guests. Oh well. The more the merrier."