Loona the Caretaker

Not Another Nightmare!

Blitzo was absolutely not pleased to see Loona's dream crush. Her female friends, he didn't really care about, but Vortex was a big concern. Blitzo knows very well that Loona is still simping over the handsome, muscular hellhound.

"Hey Loona!" said the male hellhound.

"Come on in, Tex!" said Loona, sounding excited. Moxxie and Millie were a little suspicious around the muscular hellhound, mostly because of his (former) affiliation with Verosika Mayday. "The water is fine!"

"Who invited you here?" Blitzo said. "Get lost, Mr. Steroid!"

Loona immediately scowled and got out of the pool, her fists clenched and looking ready to rip her adopted dad's heart out of his chest. "Blitzo, I swear to Satan, be nice." she growled at him. "Should I remind you that he helped us save the kid here from Verosika?"

"So what?" Blitzo sounded rather stubborn to her, slightly looking away while in denial. "Some people can't easily be forgiven for horrible things they have done."

"Oh come on." Loona looked unconvinced. "I told you that Tex is a really nice guy. And... we can always use some extra security for I.M.P

Realizing that Vortex does seem to make Loona happy, he sighed and said. "Sorry." in a quiet, flat voice. "I know he's your friend, and he did help get Cody out of that slut's penthouse."

"There you go! and I'm not a Hellhound pup, you know?"

"Yes. I know that more than anyone. when have I ever baby'd you before?"

Loona gave him a look that said: "really?"

"On second though, forget what I asked you, honey."

"Yeah, good idea." Loona sarcastically agreed. "Try to keep your mouth shut more often. it will only get you in trouble one day."

"That's what they all say." Blitzo picked up a magazine that was entitled "Demon Daily" on the cover page.

"I just want you to accept Tex." Loona said before being greeted by her hellhound friends. "Oh! I didn't see you there."

"Sorry for intruding, Loona." Tex said. "I didn't want to come here at a bad time."

"No! No! of course not." Loona said. "Blitzo here can be... airheaded sometimes.

Blitzo twitched at being called that, but continued reading his magazine, pretending he didn't hear that word. "Enjoy the pool." he sighed.

"How are you doing, Blitzo?"

"Oh! just dandy." the imp replied.

"What person still says that word?" asked Serena.

"I don't think anyone says that anymore." Crystal agreed.

"Well there's nothing wrong with using out of date words."

"He does have a point." Moxxie said. "Kids on earth read some Shakespeare stories and those ones have the old English talk."

"Hmm, you got a point there." Vortex admitted. "He's been dead for centuries, bit man... he still has some of the most famous fables ever."

Hearing the word Shakespeare just made Loona start daydreaming about her Tex being together like Romeo and Juliett, one of the old English author's most famous works. She was dreaming of her and him making out, and it made her look at the sky, and wagged her tail in a rapid movement.

Her Hellhound friends noticed this, and Crystal asked. "Loona? are you ok?"

"What? what?" Loona said. "oh yeah! I'm fine, Crystal."