Loona the Caretaker

Coffee and Dougnuts for Breakfast

While Verosika was getting Drunk stiff and our of her mind, Cody got in the fridge and opened himself a bottle of root beer to drink. He knew he was too young to drink alcohol, but he didn't care, he hated the bitter taste of that piss people call "beverages"

Although there were some beverages containing alcohol that tasted good, many just tasted piss-poor awful like vodka would be like.

Drinking a few gulps of his beverage, and watching the TV again, Cody wondered what he can do next.

"Hey Cody," said Loona, "Wanna get a doughnut with me in a little while?"

"Sure."

"There's a coffee shop not far from here we can get it from."

"Does Wally own that place too?"

"No. not this one." said Blitzo. "He owns many things, but not everything." he slurped a big wad of spaghetti noodles down his throat, leaving a loud burp. "Whoo! that is good stuff."

"Must you do that every time you eat like that?" Loona looked annoyed again.

"Hey, I'm a guy. It's normal guy behavior." said. "You are kind of a tomboy, Loony."

"Oh shut up." Loona muttered under her breath.

"I know friends that are tomboys." said Cody. "Couple from my class. And... isn't Millie a tomboy?"

"Oh yes." said Loona. "She's the most tomboyish demon I've ever known."

"Considering that fact that she really knows how to fight and use that bloody battle ax of hers." Blitzo added before sighing. "Yep, I am sure as hell glad I have her in my employ."

"More useful than Moxxie, that's for sure." said Loona.

"I'm staying out of that sfuff." said Cody. "Moxxie's my friend and I'm not going to say something mean about him."

"Ah, we're just kidding." Loona smirked.

Five minutes passed and Cody put his bottle of root beer, which was half-full now, back in the fridge.

"You coming, Blitzo?" asked Loona

"I can't. My head's kinda sore from all that alcohol consumption. Ow! Fuck I need ibuprofen."

"Whatever." The female rolled her eyes again. "Come on Cody, let's get a doughnut."

"OK, Loona."

Heading out of the apartment building, Loona and Cody looked at their surroundings. It was a usual day in the streets of Hell.

"Hey! watch where you're going, fucktard!" said a big demon after bumping into another big demon while he wasn't looking.

"You're the one that needs to look, dumbass!" said the other demon.

"You calling me a liar?"

"I ain't calling you Jesus!"

Then an all-out brawl commenced between these two demons. Cody looked surprised and Loona noticed what was going on. "Yeah, don't worry about that, kid." she said. "Don't be surprised if you see that down here. It happens many times."

Cody wouldn't expect any more or any less about that kind of violence down here. It reminded him that he needed to proceed with caution. Well, at least he was with his closest demon friend.

"You can't convince some morons that their hair's on fire." Loona said. "So Cody, when are you going back to school?"

"Monday, remember?"

"Oh right. I'm a school dropout so... yeah."

"Ok."

They reached the doughnut shop and Cody was a little disgusted to see it run down and in desperate need of repair and renovations.

"I know, I know, it looks yucky." Loona sang. "But the food's good, believe me."

Cody sat in a far booth of the coffee shop while Loona ordered the food. She got herself a regular glazed doughnut and a vanilla cappuccino. For Cody, she got him a chocolate doughnut to snack on. She paid for the food and put the small bag on the table Cody was at.

"Here you go, kid." said the hellhound.

"Thank you, Loona." the boy kindly remarked before eating it.

"Don't mention it." Loona took a few sips of her coffee and looked around the place.

"Loona?'

"Hmm?"

"Not to be mean to Blitzo, but he is kind of a freak and a weirdo."

Letting out a small laugh, Loona replied: "Nope, you're right. He can be as weird as a junkie. Although he can be a junkie sometimes."

"It is Hell, so I can't be too quick to judge." said Cody.

"Exactly." then Loona took another few sips of her coffee. "Not saying you should stay away from Blitzo. I'm saying he can't always be trusted when it comes to watching you. He might do stupid things for no reason."

"Sounds like you should be raising him instead of him raising you." Cody joked, making Loona laugh some more.

"Yeah, that's how I feel sometimes."

Both Loona and Cody enjoyed their doughnuts and sat in the coffee shop for at least ten more minutes, and the female hellhound got herself a refill. Of course, she had to pay twenty-five cents for a refill. Because, down here in Hell, there was no such thing as a free refill anywhere.

"Cheap fucktards and their no free refill policy." Loona cursed under her breath.

"What's that, Loona?"

"These cheap vendors can be real pieces of sh- I mean, work." Loona said. "But what can we do? It's just like no one giving a damn about their cars being clean down here. That's why there's no car washes anywhere."

"That explains a lot." Cody said.

Back at the Apartment

Loona fancied herself a shower since she forgot to take one earlier in the morning, and it was already ten in the morning. Cody was just watching some TV and heard Loona singing and humming in the shower, in a rather beautiful voice that is. Feeling curious, he came to the bathroom, and heard her singing, leaning in on the door to hear her beautiful voice. Yes, it was a very beautiful kind of voice every man loved to her, and it almost reminded him of his mother when he was a baby.

Suddenly, the door creaked open and he over on his left side into the bathroom, and it revealed to be Loona bathing in the shower and washing her hair, and rubbing soap on her sexy, curvy body. Loona looked at Cody and she let out a scream, and Cody screamed with her. Things were about to get very awkward.