Bowling With The Boys

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Another fun thing the four guys decided to do was go bowling together, at an alley called the "666 Split". When they set foot inside, there were many demons of all sizes playing and rolling the balls, knocking down the pins.

To Cody's surprise, when he noticed a one-eyed demon with one horn strike down all of his pins, the pins that fell burnt into flames in a wall of fire and the sound of screaming tormented sounds were heard as it was burnt.

The human boy could definitely tell that bowling down here was far different than on Earth. He saw another demon that was a buff female chort with a lower jaw bigger than the upper jaw strike down her pins, and missed one, and he remaining pin grew a mouth and red eyes, cackling at the chort, making her yell in frustration and throw a second bowling ball at the pin to make it shut up. It made Cody a little nervous but he was with his close associates and he knew that they will protect him in case some brutes try to hurt or eat him. "Whoo yeah!" Vortex exclaimed. "I love bowling!"

"You and me both, Tex." said Blitzo, sounding just as excited as his new boss. "Awesome way to spend some guy time."

"Bowling's not really my thing, sir." Moxxie admitted. "Remember the Harvest Moon Festival? Crumbs, why do I have to he so physically weak!?"

"Calm down, Moxxie." said Blitzo, giving him a few slaps to the face just for the heck of it. "This isn't a tournament, you know."

"I know that more than anyone, Blitzo." Moxxie frowned. "I'm just gonna get the lightest ball i can hold just in case."

"That's fine." Bltizo said. "Just pick something that won't hurt your wittle baby hands."

"They are not baby hands." said Moxxie.

"Oh just messing with you, Moxxie. You really need to learn to take a joke." he gave his employee a rather rough pat on the back a few times. "But anyway, let's get some shoes to wear." The four guys did just that and went up to a female imp with a Brooklyn accent.

"Yeah, yeah, what do you want?" said the employee in a monotonous voice, similar to how Loona would sound like. "Hurry up and pick shoes so I can get back to watching my favorite show."

"Four pairs for me and mes amis, ma cherie." said Blitzo.

"Don't get fresh with me you perv." said the desk lady. "Let me look at your shoe sizes." the employee looked at each of the guys' shoe sizes as they took off one shoe. As she looked at Cody's face, she recognized him. "Hey, you're that little twerp that sang Ozzy Osbourne at Satan's party last night, are ya?"

"Uh-huh."

"Well, I gotta admit kid, I'm impressed. Really. You really rocked Satan's house last night, especially a kid your age."

"Thanks."

The employee looked at the shoe sizes again and got the four guys pairs of bowling shoes. "OK, here you go, have a good game or whatever."

"Thank you very much." said Blitzo. "Grazzi." the guys headed out to the empty center part of the alley to play their game together, as soon as they got their own balls of course. Moxxie got himself the second lightest ball and Cody, especially for a kid his size, got himself the lightest ball that one can borrow here.

Tag Team by Anvil plays

The first one to go was Vortex. Thanks to his amazing strength and power, he managed to get a strike the first try. Then it was Blitzo's turn, which he got a seven-ten split.

One would have to be very lucky to get a spare on a seven-ten split, the farthest pins away from one another. Yes, nothing but sheer, dumb luck.

Growling, Blitzo focused on the seventh pin and there was only one pin standing on his first round, as expected to happen. "Dammit." the leader of I.M.P cursed at himself.

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