Loona the Caretaker

Party at Satan's Chateau

Cody was sweating as if he was in Louisiana, or in a steam room at seeing a couple of pictures that looked like him with human Loona. Despite how serious this was, he didn't want to make a scene in front of these witnesses who were just eating their food.

"Well, I don't know about you," Cody said. "But that looks like me with the girl who saved me from the fire.

"Oh come on." said Agent One. "Don't play us for morons, kid. This girl is actually a demon and she can disguise herself as a human."

"A demon?" said Cody. "She... she saved me from a fire."

Both the agents were no longer falling for Cody's act. "a demon saving you?" aaid Agent Two. "Demons are nothing but evil, cocksucking monsters. No good can come out of them."

"Just associating with these creatures is just bad luck and a wicked omen to all who try to interact with one. They gave us quite a bit of grief at our headquarters." said Agent One. "But we probably told you that already."

"Look, I'm just a little kid and just want to live a normal life." Cody tried to sound defensive. Jeez you guys are nosy."

"We get that a lot." Agent Two narrowed her eyes in a flat voice. "But we're only trying to help you out here, and trying to rid the world of vermin."

"Then why would Loona save me?" said Cody. "So she can eat me as her next meal?"

Loona, on the other side of the window still looked worried about the kid, wanted so badly to rush to his aid, but she didn't want to arouse any more suspicion to more people. She hate to see her new friend put in danger like this, but she decided to wait until in case these agents used force on him.

"You guys are just crazy." said Cody. "You can't just mind your own businesses."

"We see what's going on." said Agent One.

"Yeah, after hanging out with these demons so much, they have corrupted your mind." said Agent Two. "Like we said, we're just trying to help ya out."

"I'm not corrupted." said Cody. He pulled out his cross to prove it. "If I was, then I would not still have this on me, you boneheads."

Narrowing their eyes, these guys didn't really have any more pretense at warmth. "What is I.M.P up to?" said the first agent in a curt voice.

"And what do they do when they're not killing people up here on Earth?" asked Agent Two, just as curt as her partner.

Cody tried to look as brave as possible. "I honestly don't know what they do."

"And you still wouldn't tell us if you did know, right?"

"Nope." Cody said flatly.

The agents looked annoyed and Agent Two noted: "I see. Looks like we will just have to find other ways to find out what those fuckheads are up to."

"And know this," the first agent gave him the "I'm watching you" gesture before continuing, "We got our eye on you."

"And like we said: we're just trying to save you." Agent Two said. "You seem to think we don't care about you or the people of the Earth. We are God's helpers."

"You know, crazy fuckers throughout history had said the same thing. Or similar." said a female voice behind the two agents. Both of them looked them and there was Loona in her human form, looking menacing and threatening as possible. "We have no idea what you're talking about you crazy retards. Now leave him alone and get fucking lost." she narrowed her red eyes

The two agents immediately recognized her from the agency (mostly from her clothes), and snarled at her. "You again!" said Agent One.

"Recognize a demon's stench anywhere." said Agent Two.