All The Mercs - In Dresses

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(before we start here is the list of dresses the mercs are wearing 😋
Scout - cheerleader dress
Soldier - american flag dress
Pyro - a tutu
Demoman - scottish dress
Heavy - russian dress
Engie - texas dress
Medic - nurse dress
Sniper - koala dress
Spy - tango dress 'i know their spanish but it will suit spy'
anyway that the dress so now to the fanfic 🙂)
It was a normal day at the base, the red won the match for the day and they were doing their own thing scout was reading a superhero comic in his room, soldier was having a victory beer with demoman, pyro was playing with his balloonicorn, heavy was drinking a beer out of a giant glass, engie was chilling with soldier and demo, medic was in the infirmary with sniper playing with their birds and spy was in his smoking room, they were all chilling when the administrator speaks though the speakers
"listen up gentleman" the administrator says sound drunk "go to the rec room for stuff"
everyone was confused but did what they were told, when they all get to the rec room the administrator speaks again
"right you all have to wear these...*hic*...dresses that are on thetable" the administrator says drunkly
"what?!" scout says "you want us to wear dresses?!"
"yes" the administrator says "it's for fun"
"lady" soldier says "your drunk as demoman"
"so what?" the administrator says "put them on or you all will pay!"
the mercs wasn't sure what the punishment was for putting on the dresses and they didn't want to find out so they grab the dress that had their name on it and wen to their room to get changed, after changing they all went to the rec room again to see what they looked like and an explanation on why they were wearing them, scout was the first to come in the room
"man i look stupid" scout says looking at the dress in a poker face
"hah..*hic*...you just need pom-poms and pigtails and you will look more stupid" the adminatrator says laughing making scout's face more annoyed
then soldier and engie come into the room with their dresses on
"haha you two look stupid in those" scout says laughing
"i like it" soldier says "it make me feel more american"
scout was surprised when soldier said this but then shrugged it off to make fun of engie
"yo hardhat" scout says "lookin' cool man"
"no i don't," engie says crossing his arms "i look like a moron"
the adminatrator just laughs though the speakers making engie feel more embarrassed then heavy and demoman enter
"heavy looks....stupid" heavy says
"aye i look tarty in this dress" demo says
soldier, engie and scout chuckles then scout goes over to heavy
"i don't know big guy" scout says "your minigun will be proud"
then spy and pyro come in, scout see spy and laughs loudly
"oh...oh spy" scout says "you look ahahahaha"
spy looks at scout with an annoyed face then laughter came from the speakers making spy feel worse, pyro didn't mind what he was wearing and he walked over to soldier and engie
"you don't look that bad pyro" engie says and smiles at pyro
pyro claps happily then does a turl and then he sits down, the last 2 people to come in were sniper and medic and when they do medic was hiding behind sniper hugging him
"yo snipes" scout says "you look...umm...great" he says trying to think what to say
sniper rolls his eyes and crosses his arms
"come on doc" sniper says calmly "they won't laugh"
medic slowly lets go of sniper and stand next to him closing his eyes waiting for the laughter, he then opens one eye when he didn't hear it
"wow doc" scout says "you don't look that bad"
"da doktor looks ok" heavy says
"see i told ya they wouldn't laugh" sniper says smiling at medic
medic looks at sniper and smiles back
"ok now...*hic*...everyone got their dresses on" the adminatrator says "lets...*hic*... party" and she start playing music though the speakers
the mercs looked really confused but went along for the ride and before long they were turling in their dresses and having having a good time, a while later the music stopped and snoring could be heard from the speakers
"i think she's asleep" scout says "lets go to our room and take these things off" and everyone went to their rooms
all the mercs took off the dresses and put them in their wardrobe, they all set off to bed and fell into a very tired sleep.

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