Logan: (answering a phone call) Hello, Logan's Version. How may I help u? (pause) I am he (pause) No, we do only sitcoms, no other genre (pause) Because, it's not Logan's Version without a comical diversion (giggles, amidst laugh track. Quickly frowns) Start laughing. That was funny. (pause) Yes, I'm ordering u (laugh track). Don't ever say that again. That is inappropriate (pause). Oh, I sound like a 7 year old? Well, u sound like u could use a retirement home (ends call, Zoey walks in)
Zoey: We are working way too many jobs to put up with that attitude, Logan. I can't believe u were upset over a simple phone call
Logan: (bluntly) The rude guy said he wants to have a chat with u
Zoey: Sure, give him my number so I can put him on my Top 40 blocked guys chart (laugh track)
Logan: (mocks) Who's your current #1 at the moment?
Michael: (walks into the room with Zoey's phone) Trevor Hart (laugh track) Your phone has been ringing for a while
Logan: Trevor Hart? Who is Trevor? (realizes in shock) U said u blocked him a week ago
Zoey: (nervously stutters) Um, y, yes, but my phone has been, um, bad, yes, screen issues (Logan & Michael look unconvinced)
Logan: Taylor bought u that phone a month ago, so it's not "bad". Spill
Zoey: Fine, nothing is going on. And yes, he's my ex, but we only see each other as friends. It's not a bad idea to reconnect with your ex, right? (looks at Michael) Shouldn't u be at home, little man?
Michael: Mom said u have to babysit again today
Zpey: (turns to Logan) Really?
Logan: Yeah, that's true
Zoey: U were supposed to tell me on time because I have to go out today
Michael: Where u going, Miss Zoey?
Zoey: To meet a friend
Logan: (suspicious) Does the friend happen to be Trevor "Hart"? (air quotes Hart - meaning heart)
Zoey: Yes, it is. And please, let it slide, and don't make it look like I'm obsessed with trying to get him back (laugh track)
Logan: (stares at Zoey) obsessed? get him back? reconnect with your ex? (faces camera) That's three hints too many, I don't know why there's a laugh track, but I think she's been hanging out with Olivia one time too many (laugh track)
Zoey: (rolls eyes) I haven't. you're just having a bad case of deja vu (laugh track)
Logan: (glares) Yeah, maybe, I have. What if he shows up with flowers? (doorbell rings)
Zoey: He won't. We're just friends. And I can get myself flowers (grins)
Michael: (Runs to the door) I'll get it
Trevor: (standing at the door with a bouquet of rose flowers, smiles at Michael) Hey, little guy. Is ur bug sis home?
Michael: Yes (turns to Logan & Zoey) Hi, Princess Miley (sing-song) Trevor Mars got u flowers (laugh track, followed by applause)
Logan: (amused) This is the one time I'm proud of Michael's sarcasm (Trevor & Princess smile at each other)
Trevor: Ready to go, friend?
Zoey: Yes, (looks at Logan, with a smirk) friend (puts stress on "friend" to make her point clear) I'll return in a few hours
Logan: (before closing the door) Don't hurt my sister, or you'll have no choice but to wake up in the sky (laugh track. Both Princess & Trevor leave, while Logan closes the door)
Logan: (turns to see Jesse standing in front of him, with a startled tone) Jesse? Where did u come from?
Jesse: (staring at Logan) Teacher Liam, can u help with my homework?
Logan: I'm stressed, Jesse. Can we do it later? Or u can ask Michael, he's older, and is cool-headed, and knows how to help u (Jesse glances at Michael)
Michael: (singing off-key, while hitting the couch like drums) Baby sharky doodle doodle! Baby sharky doodle doo! Baby shark!!
Logan: (stares in horror) On second thought, gimme 2 hours (walks toward the kitchen amidst laugh track)
Jesse: Good thing we're not related like that (takes his textbook to the room. Camera focuses on Michael)
Michael: (in an orchestra soprano-like voice) Baby shark goes doodle doodle do (exhales, then sings with an impressive off-key note) DOOOOOOO!!! (Audience gives massive applause, amidst laugh track, scene ends)
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Logan's Version
HumorNot-so-popular teen actor, Logan Hilson, juggles his acting career with his side hustle (babysitting kids he once taught in kindergarten), with help from his older sister, Zoey, and close friends, while getting involved in the daily drama that comes...