It's the summer of 2024. Mid-July 2024. We get to see beautiful views of Denver, Colorado, in all its glory, right before settling on Logan's home exterior. For some seconds, we get to see Logan's living room, the kitchen, the dining table, and the two rooms. Just then, the door opens, and in walks Logan. His hair is browner, and he seems to have gotten a bit of a moustache. However, apart from looking fresher than a college student, he seems to be tired.
Logan: Hey, home. I'm back [applause track]. (He calls out to someone outside). Bro, please tell me you got my brown luggage. (Just then, a light-skinned guy of Afro descent comes in with both a brown travel bag and a large green messenger bag. Unlike Logan, he has a sarcastic grin on his face).
Guy: Sure thing, Logan. I'll take them in without your assistance [brief laugh track]
Logan: Monty, you're such a good friend. (He takes the bags, walks two steps, and drops them behind the big couch, much to Montana's frustration). You just made my work easier [laugh track]. (Just then, Tracy walks in. Her blonde hair isn't wavy but straightened this time, and her bangs are still intact. She has a triumphant smile on her face as she sashays in)
Tracy: What's up, people?! [applause track]
Montana: Yeah, we get it! Your main people are back. Get a life, people [laugh track]
Logan: Man, it's been 2 whole years. I'm sure a lot must have changed.
Tracy: Yeah. And Montana, I can't wait to introduce you to Logan's children.
Logan: Tracy, did you hear yourself?
Tracy: (realises) Oh, sorry. I mean Logan's teenagers.
Logan: They're our children. And Danny's yours [laugh track]
Montana: Who's Danny?
Danny: I am. (The three adults shriek in surprise) [laugh track]
Montana: OK, now I see the resemblance with Tracy.
Danny: (with a slightly deep voice, almost similar to a jock's voice pitch) Mr. Logan? Or should I say, Bro? Dude? Gee? Big Guy? Teacher Dad?
Logan: Call me none of them [brief laugh track].
Danny: I'm so happy you're back. Your children have been miserable without you.
Logan: What's with the name calling? (to Tracy) Tracy, I was fair at the divorce hearing and let you have all of them as requested [another laugh track]
Montana: So, big guy, who are their other children? Obviously, since you take after your fake mom, you have another one, and the other two are like Logan.
Danny: They're on the way here. I already texted them.
Kelsea: (walks in from the kitchen, wearing an apron and holding a frying pan, and she does not look impressed) Daniel Potter, what did I tell you about the oven? (Before Danny can respond, they all hear a loud bang before turning to Danny with glares)
Danny: In my defence, the cake needed some breath of fresh air. Microorganisms can be callous, people [brief laugh track]
Montana: (to Logan) At this point, I don't know who he gets it from [another laugh track]
Later...
Logan, Montana, and Tracy are talking to Madison and Mario about their recent return
Mario: I see you got stuff back, big bro.
Logan: Unfortunately, just our stuff. We were kicked out of a wedding before we came back.
Tracy: General note to everyone, when the bride is nervous on her big day, explain what you mean by "run" cause you'll be forced to remember when school said that the nervous system is different for everyone [laugh track]
Madison: Well, at least there's something Logan didn't do [brief laugh track]
Montana: Now that I think about it, where are your other children?
Logan: Dude, for the last time, I don't have Aby children.
Jesse: (walks in with a bath robe and a comb in his thick brown hair) Welcome home, dad [laugh track]
Montana: Wow. Some things haven't really changed.
Logan: Except Jesse. Wow, you've gotten tall, like your dad.
Jesse: Yeah. My dad says we have tall genes in our family.
Logan: I was talking about myself, but your real dad counts too [brief laugh track]
Tracy: (to Montana) Someone sounds a little jealous.
Jesse: I wish I could stay, but I've got filming to do. I can't believe I'm spending half of my summer shooting in a TV show.
Tracy: Now that you said it, your dad isn't around. And Logan is back to being your manager.
Jesse: About that. (Danny walks in, dressed in a black suit and pants, black leather shoes, and wearing dark sunglasses. He's holding a large brown envelope and assumes a "bodyguard stance") [laugh track]
Montana: How did I not know y'all before?
Tracy: Trust me. You'll be grateful you weren't living with us.
Jesse: Dude, we have to hurry. (He takes the envelope from Danny and goes through its contents) Also, why are you late?
Danny: (sarcastic) I'm sorry I'm late. The car wouldn't start, cause I wasn't in it. And here's why; we don't have a car [laugh track]. (In a British accent) Hurry up, mate. We're almost late [another laugh track]. (The two boys leave the house. Logan stands up to close the door)
Logan: I know I'm exhausted. But if I don't follow those two, there's gonna be serious trouble.
Madison: For them?
Logan: No, me. I don't want people thinking I left my wayward child after having him early in my career [heavy laugh track]
Montana/Mario/Tracy: You had a career?!
Madison: (to Logan) Just pretend it's true [another laugh track].
Logan: That reminds me, I feel like I'm forgetting something outside. (He opens the door again, and standing there is Rudra. Apparently, he's been completely soaked, like a drenched chicken. Rudra does not look happy at all, but Logan smirks at him, out of amusement) [laugh track]. Hello, fan boy.
Rudra: What took you so long?! (He walks in) I was waiting for you in the garage, but your other children unknowingly hosed me up along with your blue Mercedes.
Logan: Which of the other children?
Rudra: Danny.
Tracy: Then, that was intentional [brief laugh track]
Kelsea: (comes out of the kitchen again) Rudra, you're the genius of the squad. Yet, you never listen. I told you to surprise him in the kitchen.
Rudra: After that loud bang, we both heard? It's no wonder you're the delusional one?
Kelsea: (drops her phone on the table and charges towards Rudra) Bro, you better take that back!
Tracy: (stands to hold back Kelsea) Nope. Not on our first day back.
Rudra: Let me at her! (Logan rushes to hold back Rudra)
Logan: What is wrong with you two?! We didn't raise you both like this? (The four start exchanging words)
Montana: (to Madison and Mario) This will be the best time to admit that I'm never having kids [final laugh track].
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HumorNot-so-popular teen actor, Logan Hilson, juggles his acting career with his side hustle (babysitting kids he once taught in kindergarten), with help from his older sister, Zoey, and close friends, while getting involved in the daily drama that comes...
