Logan's Version

LV 3 [a lockdown comedy] (scene 9) - Bully Moves In

Jesse and Kelsea are seen eating pizza slices in the living room while watching TV...
Jesse: (smiling) I know this lockdown is awful. But I'm enjoying this me time!
Kelsea: (raises an eyebrow) Jesse, I'm here too.
Jesse: Learn to listen, Forrester. There's a reason I said me time [brief laugh track]
Kelsea: If only someone else will show up to put an end to this never-ending boredom (the doorbell rings)
Logan: (comes out of his room) Don't worry, I'll get it. I can't ruin Jesse's me time [laugh track]
Jesse: (to Kelsea) See? Told you. No one can ruin my special day.
Logan: (He opens the front door. Standing there are Nigel, Simran, and Lincoln; they're wearing face masks) Hello, Simran. (rolls eyes) Traitor Forrester. (staring at Lincoln) And Neil JR.
Jesse: (sits up properly from the couch in horror) Neil JR?! OH, SNAP!
Kelsea: Ironic! 'Cause Raven's Home just started [brief laugh track]
Logan: Simran, happy to meet you, come in. The two of you can leave and never return
Nigel: (exhales) Logan, I've already dropped out of the role. What else do you want from me?
Logan: For now, I don't want anything from you or even see you. (shrugs) Until further notice.
Nigel: (mocks) Oh, no, DAD! [brief laugh track]
Jesse: (joins Logan to glare at Lincoln) The same goes for you, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Hey, buddy!
Jesse: (fuming) Don't buddy me! Last time we saw, you insulted the heck out of me just because I accidentally spilt your bottle of water
Lincoln: That was you! [laugh track]
Tracy: (enters the living room) Hey, Simran. And I see Nigel's brought Lincoln here.
Logan: How did you know they were coming here? (realizes) Did you invite them over without telling me?
Tracy: Neil is working day and night at the hospital, thanks to COVID. And he can't leave Lincoln alone at home as his parents aren't in town. So, he has to stay here for some weeks. Besides, you owe me.
Logan: No. you owe me an explanation. Tracy, this is not your house.
Tracy: And this ain't yours either. You and Zoey both bought the house.
Nigel: (sarcastic) Hey, mom. And dad, we have kids here.
Simran: Logan, remember Neil helped you out with the whole drama with George. You owe him big time.
Logan: I stopped babysitting last year since Drea and Danny moved on. Besides, Lincoln doesn't even like this place.
Nigel: Neil said he's paying a 1000 bucks by month's end.
Logan: (grabs Lincoln by the hand) Lincoln will enjoy staying here. Bye, Nigel! [brief laugh track] (Logan slams the door before Nigel gets a chance to speak) Logan, the babysitter, is back!! [applause track]
Tracy: Hey, look. The crazy Logan we all know is back.
Jesse: And the crazier bully we don't know is in our house!! (to Lincoln) You better behave, Lincoln, because between us, we hate each other now.
Lincoln: Dude, would you relax? This isn't school. You're safe [laugh track]
Tracy: Wait! Do you want to bully Jesse in our absence?
Logan: It's obvious you were raised wildly by Neil Bully falo [laugh track]. Now, listen clearly, Lincoln. If you make the mistake of touching my Jesse for no good reason and even for any reason at all, then you'll be forced to ride out of this house on a mid-air horse [brief laugh track]
Simran: (whispers to Tracy) You didn't tell me Logan is this serious.
Tracy: That's 'cause it rarely happens [brief laugh track]. But I'll advise, don't always believe his words
Logan: You and Kelsea should behave yourselves in this place. Especially around Jesse.
Kelsea: (protests) Hey, why did I get dragged into this?
Logan: 'Cause we all know Jesse is the sassy one between you two, and you'll join Lincoln to annoy the heck out of him. (He walks to and stands by the kitchen door) In other words, you just like your mother [brief laugh track]
Tracy: (stands up in anger and follows Logan to the kitchen) Logan! You better take that back! [another laugh track] Logan?!!
Simran: (stands up to leave) I've got to go now. Thanks to the pandemic, our honeymoon is now a homie sun [laugh track]. (to Jesse and Kelsea) When your parents are done, tell them I've gone. Don't tell them I said that
Logan/Tracy: WE HEARD THAT!! [another laugh track] (Simran leaves the house, while Lincoln faces Jesse and Kelsea)
Kelsea: I'm happy someone else that's not Jesse is here
Jesse: And I'm uncomfortable at the fact that you both are here [brief laugh track] (Jesse leaves the two)
Kelsea: So? Lincoln, on behalf of us both, make yourselves at home.
Lincoln: With pleasure. Never thought I'd get to be at Jesse's home.
Kelsea: (looks at the camera) Actually, it's Logan's home [applause track]
Lincoln: Kelsea, this is coming from someone who hates your brother. Don't let Raven hear you. She has ears everywhere [brief laugh track]
Kelsea: (laughs lightly) Don't be ridiculous
Logan: (comes out of the kitchen) Kelsea, I just saw your post on IG about your starting the Who's Home challenge and tagging Raven Symone. (looks at his phone) Surprisingly, I'm the winner with the highest likes and comments. (starts to go to his bedroom)
Lincoln: (to Kelsea again) Your dad also has ears everywhere.
Kelsea: (shrugs and smirks) When he wants to [final laugh track].