Logan's Version

LV 3 [a lockdown comedy] (scene 13) - Getting reel

The scene opens with Jesse and Kelsea setting Jesse's phone on a tripod. They're about to make a video. Or perhaps already shooting one. Soon enough, Kelsea and Jesse start going through Kelsea's phone as Lincoln is operating on a laptop. Although he is providing the video quality and the soundtrack, he seems to be in a cranky mood.
Lincoln: Jesse, I know I don't like you so much, but don't make me like you lesser than I already do. Says MAX in his song, Love Me Less.
Jesse: Wow, MAX, you're great at remixing songs. But guess what Max and I both have in common? We're famous, and you're not [laugh track]
Lincoln: And you're delusional 'cause it don't last, bug boy [another laugh track]
Kelsea: Would you both quit already? We need ideas for content creating, not ideas on how to bully yourselves. And by the way, Lincoln's the winner [brief laugh track]
Jesse: On the idea list I have on my phone, I have movie recommendations and reviews, science fiction facts, and relatable skits.
Kelsea: Those are perfect. But which will gain more viewers. Aside from the fact that we're adorable child stars.
Lincoln: With all due respect, you both should not put "yourselves" and adorable in the same sentence. It's crazy [brief laugh track]
Kelsea: How about I side with Jesse on the trash talk, alleged Abe Lincoln?
Jesse: Why did you say the name like that? He's a real person
Kelsea: Let's just say Mr. Abe might be embarrassed that a dummy has the same name as himself [brief laugh track]. First and foremost, we just have to go through the fundamental basics of content creation.
Jesse: The best part is, it's so much fun. (smiles cheekily) Remember, there's "fun" in the word "fundamental."
Lincoln: There's also "mental" too, and you're both 98% of it [brief laugh track]. I just have a few questions to ask you both.
Kelsea: You can ask later, Abe. Let's hear what the house has to ask. (The three turn to face the main living room couch. Tracy, Logan, and Nigel all have startled, yet confused looks on their faces) [unnecessary laugh track]
Nigel: I have a question. What is the name of the show supposed to be?
Tracy: And what's with the trash talk among yourselves? We raised you better than that.
Jesse: No, you didn't [brief laugh track]. Not to be rude, we see you make fun of yourselves a lot.
Logan: Name one time.
Jesse: Every scene that involves you, Nigel, Zoey, Miss Tracy, Mikey, Neil. And just yesterday, Miss Tracy and Simran argued over who makes better music between Shawn Mendes and Alec Benjamin
Logan: We all know it's Harry.
Tracy: You're saying that cause you're a huge fan. (smirks sassily) Or, rather, fan boy.
Nigel: But Tracy, you enjoy listening to Shawn. You have 20 of his songs, and they're mostly the not so hit songs
Tracy: (in between her teeth) Not helping [brief laugh track]
Logan: Can we not focus on this right now? Although we all agree, Harry's a better singer [brief laugh track]. But we want to know what you've decided to name your show
Jesse: Simple, Jesse's Version
Logan: Jesse, people's versions have already been taken. Don't make it about yourself
Tracy: Don't be rude, Logan. He's taking after his mentor [laugh track]
Kelsea: We were thinking of something like Fishes In The Kelsea.
Nigel: That makes no sense.
Tracy: What are the fishes supposed to be?
Kelsea: Fishes like facts, entertainment, science, reality, and the likes. And since I'm Kelsea, the host, I fish for information and feed them to the public.
Logan: Drain that idea [laugh track]. Are there any other ideas that don't involve fishing?
Lincoln: I have a suggestion. Since you're both hosting, I think you should think of a better edgy title. Something relatable.
Kelsea: (shrugs) I mean, we're making reels based on reality
Jesse: And it must be something good to bring to the table - (He pauses as he exchanges facial expressions with Kelsea. The two seem to have gotten the perfect idea)
Jesse/Kelsea: REEL-A-TABLES!!
Everyone: SAY WHAT NOW? [laugh track]
Jesse: We're making funny reels that are based on real-life experiences.
Kelsea: The way we say, "What do you bring to the table?" Yeah, we bring relatable content to the table. From there, we have -
Jesse/Kelsea: (in cheerful unison) REEL-A-TABLES!
Logan: (shrugs) That's a good name for your show. I think it could work
Tracy: I agree. All you need to do is look for a great first episode reel.
Nigel: It shouldn't be that hard.

Later...
Jesse: Kelsea, it's all your fault that this is not working.
Kelsea: Don't you mean your fault? You're always wrong, like your visions [brief laugh track]
Lincoln: Of course, it's working.
Kelsea: Do you mean to say, "it's giving"?
Lincoln: (chuckles) No, I mean, it's working. While you guys were arguing over what to name your show, I have been recording the whole time. Jesse went to use the restroom, and then, I added finishing touches and edits, and now it's been posted. Don't worry, I tagged you both.
Jesse: Really? (Logan, Tracy, Nigel, Jesse, and Kelsea circle around Lincoln to confirm what he just said. The video seems to be generating a few comments)
Logan: (impressed) Wow, big guy! I'm impressed. After all, I taught him well.
Nigel: Logan, stop making it about yourself. And give me the credit too. Kelsea's my daughter too [laugh track]
Kelsea: Cousin, Angel.
Tracy: It's Nigel.
Kelsea: I said that intentionally [brief laugh track]
Tracy: Some of the comments here are pretty interesting. Teddy here says, "Amazing for a first episode. U look great, Kelly."
Kelsea: (annoyed) It's Kelsea. You would know that if you weren't named after a children's toy [laugh track]
Logan: Kelsea, come on. It's not that bad.
Tracy: Some girl named Rhiannon thinks you're cute.
Everyone: YIKES!
Nigel: Isn't she Kelsea's friend? A little too young at that
Kelsea: (getting irritated) And a little too picky? It's not enough she stole Hudson from me. Now she wants to take my dad too? She's going to wish she had COVID when I see her [gasp track]
Logan: Woah, lioness. Be careful what you wish for!
Nigel: Kelsea, I'm the father figure in your life.
Tracy: Get the point, Nigel [brief laugh track]. (They continue reading some more comments)
Jesse: Hey, Danny commented! He said, "Hey, Kelsea. Wanna go out sometime?!" Smirk emoji, that makes sense. "And hi, Jesse." I get a "Hi" while Kelsea gets a "Hey"? Now, it's my turn to be annoyed.
Nigel: Speak for yourself. Everyone's asking Logan out. Jesse, it's obvious you didn't learn how to be incredibly handsome like your dad. I mean, one girl here said, "Is Logan really your dad? He could pass for your hot older brother." Another asked, "Is he single?"
Tracy: This guy says, "Jesse, tell your dad he's setting my soul on -"
Logan: (hurriedly closes the laptop) Nope, absolutely not. [brief laugh track]. Tell your fans that I'm Logan Keys to no one [another laugh track]. (Logan goes to his room while the others watch in surprise at his response to the comments. Tracy shrugs and turns to Jesse)
Tracy: Now that's another thing you forgot to learn from Logan. Your loss, boo [final laugh track]. (Jesse glares at Tracy and Nigel, while Kelsea and Lincoln silently giggle at Tracy's response to Jesse. The scene ends amidst the laugh track).